footnote

A reference to the original teller of a joke, story, etc.

Man 1: So I told the hearse into a bar joke yesterday
Man 2: Hey I told you that.
Man 1: Ya, I footnoted it.

by beoheed October 6, 2007

foodnotized

Verb—a state of total mesmerization caused by delicious looking food where people will stare at food for long periods of time, either in pictures or in person, without eating it and think about how absolutely great it probably is while heavily salivating.

When Neil plated the puffy tacos and overloaded chili burrito with homemade guacamole, Jennifer was instantly foodnotized. All she could do was stare and drool over the delicious meal.

by Btwitsjennifer April 15, 2018

foodlosophyze

when stoners sit and talk about food

Stoners can sit for hours and foodlosophyze.

by mj121481 September 25, 2010

Foodpocalypse

Just like the apocalypse, you think your life is going to end if you have to eat all the food that is being served to you during a party. It is not uncommon that the leftovers of a foodpocalypse could save a third world country from starvation.

Oh my god, I went to a foodpocalypse last night. Our leftovers just saved Darfour from starvation.

by Grumpycat June 28, 2013

Foodbortion

The violent act of aborting or miscarrying a meal by means of the rectum.

"That Mexican burrito I had over lunch destroyed my gut and caused a foodbortion!"

by Drubilee May 14, 2015

foodness

Eating stuff. Stuffing your face.

Why werent you there?
...Foodness.

by Anonymous May 28, 2003

foodboarding

Torturing someone by sharing endless choices of their favorite foods when the other person is not present to eat the items they crave.

Mark: I am at a fantastic restaurant right now with my girlfriend and the dessert selections are amazing... Bananas Foster, Baked Alaska, Crepes Suzette, Banana Cream Pie, Coconut Cream Pie, New York Style Cheesecake and Cherries Jubilee.

Geo: Damn you! You are Foodboarding me with all my favorite desserts!

by gpkGoBucks December 23, 2014