flatusphere

the layer in the atmosphere below the ozone layer where all your stinky farts end up

Man, that fart was one for the flatusphere!

by ndmama April 16, 2011

flatus interruptus

A method of stopping or interrupting one’s fart, mid-fart, for whatever reason.

I had been passing what may have been the world’s most noxious and protracted fart when my grandma walked in, so I employed flatus interruptus in an attempt to spare her!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 13, 2021

whatever floats your goat

Phrase used instead of whatever floats your boat to describe that any course of action is acceptable with the person that says it. Goats are more bouyant than boats. Therefore the phrase is more flexible than boats. And better.

Person 1: I should... eat a pony. And a small child.
Person 2: Whatever floats your goat, man.

by t3hKEG December 12, 2007

flatusteam

When yore taking a super hot shower, and the mirrors are foggy or the whole prison/locker room is steamed up and you rip a super nasty ripe fart that your friend/roommate/everyone in the gym stalls or prison showers can smell(this works best with at least one guy or the more the merrier getting caught in the lurid stink wake). smaller rooms are better with more smell/ratio/size/#of people

roommate 1 eric are you done in the shower man I've got a date tonight christophers gf broke up since he's a finsterwald and nows my chance brah
roomate 2 hang on kyle im not feeling so great after attending the chilli conest i gotta ffarrUUGGGHHHH!!!
roomate 2 goddamint eric!! not again with the damn flatusteam!!it smells like sewage!!!

by rayjay91 April 14, 2023

flatus

The gas bacteria in the large intestine produce when feeding on your feces. It's what gives crap and farts their smell. The release of flatus is called flatulence.

John farted some stanky flatus after eating at Taco Bell.

by WindWaker68 April 6, 2004

floatasis

Any of the assorted (usually elaborate) blow-up pool toys meant to resemble an Island or provide the amenities of an Oasis i.e. a cup holder or place for a cooler in which to place one's cold drink.

We were chillin' on the floatasis all weekend.

by tyler993 October 2, 2008

flatusense

Knowing when and where to fart.

For God's sake, I'm eating! That's just poor flatusense.

by Mozart February 3, 2004