Faticide

The art of killing fat in mass exocutions.

It's almost bathing suit season. Time for faticide.

by intheclutch June 3, 2011

Feticide Offender

One of the evil-doers who murders our nation's children through fetal homicide.

After reform of the city's fetal homicide laws, a trio of ED-209's descend on Detroit's abortion clinics demanding that the feticide offenders surrender: "You are in violation of fetal homicide laws. Come out with your hands up. You have 20 seconds to comply." (followed by mechanical growl)

by jfraatz September 22, 2009

felicide

the act of murdering a cat or feline.

im about to commit felicide because it shat on my bed

by diecatsdie October 3, 2006

festicles

the combined build-up of ball sweat and dust that accumulates on your nuts after many days at an outdoor jam festival.

Dude, I need a shower...my festicles are raging.

Did you catch Buckethead late night? My festicles were rockin'!!!

by Complex Moo Snuggle August 2, 2008

Fanticide

The act of killing an imaginary friend, often commited by loners that have some form of mental problem. For example these people could be Sadists, Phycopaths, Paranoids or just plain crazy. Motives for this crime may be, the imaginary friend cheating on their imaginary girlfriend, the imaginary friend becoming a giant monster and eating you, the imaginary friend raping you ect...

"I'm arresting you under suspicion of fanticide"

"OMG!!! He just commited FANTICIDE!!!"

"Dont commit fanticide commit suicide"

by Jacob the ortistic horse March 27, 2009

festicle

An old man's nasty-ass testicle; Festicles=A festering pair of old balls.

I'm sorry Grandpa, but noone's touched your filthy festicles in 27 years.

by B-Town May 12, 2003

Festicious

1) ambiguous or vague
2) persistant
3) aggressive
4) whatever the context in which you ar espeaking calls for

"George, stop being so Festicious."

by George Dubois July 4, 2005