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fansons

Fans of the pop/rock group Hanson.
My friends are such fansons! They love Hanson!
by Sound designer extrodinaire October 10, 2006
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fanson

A hardcore Hanson fan for life.

Somebody who celebrates Isaac, Taylor and Zac's birthdays, the births of their children, their Wedding anniversaries and throws a huge party every Hanson Day (but there are usually no other guests). Possibly has a Hanson tattoo, and may have sported a rat tail during the late 90s. Has bought the Hanson babygros even if they don't have children yet, but wanted it 'for the future'. Grumbled about having to move their Hanson ring to another finger to make room for their wedding ring. Cried for three weeks when Taylor got married and almost went into cardiac arrest when he 'cheated' on Hanson with his new band Tinted Windows (but still bought their record and went to every show on their tour). Bought themselves a 'Valentine gift', ie. the Hanson chocolates, because nobody else would buy it for them. Has given children/pets/Sims names with Hanson-references. Has genuinely spent time pondering the question "where DID Johnny go?" and wrote a fan-fic (potentially Zaylor-themed) featuring a conspiracy theory with Amy as the kidnapper. Would have bid on Isaac's rib if it had ever been put on eBay. Has done a Google maps search for Albertane.
"humbop pa dooomba dop.."
"YOU'RE SINGING IT WRONG!!!"

"I'm not just a Hanson fan, I'm a Fanson."
by alicaurusrexxx August 24, 2009
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Turner Fenton

Where to start? Campus is a shithole. Populated with assholes and wannabe gangstas. Located in Brampton; thus the ethnic distribution doesn't even warrant a mention. School is run like a prison and no wonder. Walking past any one of the school’s many entrances almost guarantees a sighting of the previously mentioned assholes (what they do standing by the doors all fucking day I have no clue). These chavs think they are da shit. Most can be seen mumbling idiotic rap lyrics under their breath, usually with pants hanging from below their knees giving us all a view of their ratty underwear. Occasionally these asshats will call out obscene comments to innocent looking girls walking by, making all those with even half a brain want to slap the shit outta them. Although there are a few cool minority groups located at Turner, none are persistent enough to keep it from becoming a breeding ground for ignorant jerks and preppy bitches. As far as I can tell, the drug scene is pretty nonexistent (not a 100% sure on this one as I have spotted what looks like angst ridden punks smoking suspicious stuff in shady areas outside school property). Teachers are (for the most part) dissatisfied with their lives and determined to take out their misgivings on any and all students. With the exception of a small few, most don’t give a rat’s ass whether you are succeeding or not.
Person 1: Where do you go to school?
Person 2: Turner Fenton.
Person 1: ...
by justanothernobody December 27, 2012
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Feason

Where you chop someone's feet off, then kill them by putting them out of their misery or let them bleed out.
(It was a joke on Amino, don't worry)
This person died by feason.
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David Fenton

David is a teacher that is obsessed with JoJo Siwa and Star Wars. He throws candy at his favourite students and then we fight over the candy.
by GabbieStan21 November 29, 2018
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Lake Fenton Middle School

Full of rich white girls who get pregnant from their step-father, just the best place to get bullied. More rich white kids with vapes and weed in the bathroom. The hot Cheeto girls lose their virginity to the Janitor and then get gangbanged by more rich white kids. Football kids with a higher body count than a pornstar.
You are from LFMS, L Bozo. Lake Fenton Middle School is for losers.
by TrickyError November 14, 2021
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Fenton

The act of superior dominance in the guise of petulant inferiority...Similar to the rope-a-dope technique used to draw in Wanna be predators on the attack, only for the tables to turn in a demoralizing fashion...The art or War
"Mel didn't even see that shit coming B... He ran up on the kid and got his ass OD fentoned, he didnt know he had the strap on him, Backed Mel up and took HIS shit"
by Mandingo supreme May 25, 2019
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