Fatstimate 

To estimate the level of fat in a person, animal, or other object that might contain lard, lumpish, or tubby properties.

$1750 divided by $5? That means you're like... 800 pounds! (Or something like that. I'm too lazy to do maths right now). I guess for now I can just fatstimate it.

Fatstimate by nonrate August 31, 2018

Fartstracted 

Getting so distracted by a fart that you stop mid-sentence to find the source.

“Sorry I’m late, I got so fartstracted at the annual chili cook off!”

Fartstracted by Brent’s wife 458 August 24, 2019

fartshadowing 

That fart-like noise that your guts make prior to an actual fart.

Wife: "Did you fart?"
Husband: "No, that was fartshadowing. Here is the actual fart..."

fartshadowing by Uncle Andy 13 April 13, 2021

Fartstipated 

Constipated, but with farts.

My stomach hurts because I’m fartstipated.
Too much cheese makes me fartstipated.

Fartstipated by Paulruddsmom September 26, 2020

fartsmag 

It is a channel on twitch twitch.tv/fartsmag

Lets go watch fartsmag on twitch

fartsmag by fartsmag May 4, 2022

fartsteak 

(färt'stāk) n. a sour-flavored, over-salty cut of beef.

My chopped steak at Outback turned out to be a fartsteak.

fartsteak by MaBuck January 7, 2008

fartstigator 

The instigator of a domino-effect fart-off involving several or more flatulent individuals.

Leave it to Jimmy to cause that chain-reaction-- he's a fartstigator!!!

fartstigator by Jason M. Atkinson 273 Summitt November 30, 2010