fartstipated

when one has to fart but cannot push it out

i have to fart

...

fuck i'm fartstipated

by |\/|477 January 12, 2009

fartstipated

adj : have difficult or incomplete or infrequent evacuation of fart gases.

adj: when you have to fart, but nothing comes out.

stomach may become very bloated with methane gas during this time, best solution is to wait it out, beware of stench afterwards.

Damn, I haven't farted in 2 hours, I must be fartstipated.

by alibree March 23, 2005

fartstipated

1.when you have to fart but i wont come out.

gosh jessica im so fartstipated today.

by 1023654 February 23, 2009

Fartstipated

Constipated, but with farts.

My stomach hurts because I’m fartstipated.
Too much cheese makes me fartstipated.

by Paulruddsmom September 26, 2020

Frustipated

Frustipated - Being so frustated that one cannot poop, therefore frustratingly constipated.

Marcus McDad has been super frustipated lately dude.
What are you talking about? Frustipated?
Yeah man, he's been so frustrated that he can't even shit.

by McDad March 18, 2010

Fartipated

Like constipated. But... fartipated.

You know when you really have to fart (not like you usually want to fart, but still) and you just can't and it's like painful?

Hence fartipated.

by watermelongirl August 18, 2009

fartstipation

Where you got real bad gas.
And no matter how hard you try the fart will not escape from your rectum.

PS. do not try to push too hard, you will most certainly shit yourself most probably at the worst time possible, such as at college, work or round your nans.

aw man i felt shit all day, i got rusty water, shingles and fartstipation

by CaptainHoyles October 20, 2008