Fapoon

Much known as a spork but the higher intelligence references the half spoon half fork as a fapoon

Olivia said to Isabella could you please grab me a fapoon

by Izzy;) November 19, 2019

Fason

A misspelled tattoo, resulting in permanent disfigurement and ridicule. Possibly due to a crap tattoo artist, but more likely down to the bearers own stupidity.

Me: " Why have you got 'Man Unite' inked on your back, I thought you were getting 'Man United'? "
You: "It's a fason........"

by Toss My Caber April 24, 2011

Farsonian

A complex language, consisting of many consonants and vowels squished into words. Many Americans say that it sounds like Arabic, but that is simply because they are ignorant and never have bothered to learn Arabic. There is a certain pattern to forming the words, with is very confusing; the reason why people of the average brain intelligence (and even slightly above-average) have extreme difficulty understanding it. Farsonians speak it, and though it is common throughout most parts of the U.S and some parts of Kuwait, the actual formula for forming the words is usually not shared publicly.

Person 1: ji! zapav basaf b'wabahajof!
Person 2: ..what?
Person 1: I said, "hi, you are a vagine" in Farsonian.
Person 1: (.....)
Person 2: *Strides off intelligently*

by nabasaz March 18, 2008

fapoon

a combination of a fork and a spoon...

it's like a spork, but not...

I need a fapoon for my potato salad

by phanto friend July 27, 2018

Fatson

A fat version of Jackson

Class Clown: Get off discord, Fatson
Class: Hahahaha
Jackson: I'm not on discord, and stop calling me Fatson

by Big,Fat,Fat,Guy November 19, 2019

Fapron

Fā-pron.

A flap of fat/skin from the stomach region that is large enough to cover the person's junk.

Husband: *naked at open door*

Wife: what are you doing?! The neighbors are going to see you!

Husband: they won't see shit my fapron is in the way.

by BowJangles69000 June 26, 2018

The Burkina Fason Pokey Pokey

Where you poke open your testicles via toothpick and let the inner contents bleed out, and then pee back into the ballsack

It is rumored that Kyle Rittenhouse shot up some black guys. He did, however he killed them by making them do this new procedure called The Burkina Fason Pokey Pokey.

by MoldovanWormFan26 September 8, 2023