Fapson

Someone who faps all of the time.

That person is quite the fapson.
Those fapsons should stop.

by jt93 September 25, 2014

Fapsock

The one unwanted unworn pear of crusty jizz soaked feet-warmers found on the floor next to your computer's chassis. Used generally for emergency fap purposes when the girl's at work or too tired, or when you're single.

Hmm can't find any dish scrubbers. Guess I'll just use my fapsock to scrub the iron skillet.

by IsraelHands09 January 26, 2011

Fanson

A Hanson fan. The many kinds of fansons are: ---1. Hardcore Fansons: They own all 5 albums, EPs, live CDs/DVDs, and Strong Enough to Break, which documents how they left Island to form 3CG records, and will explain all this at great length when one mistakingly says "MMMbop." They'll add fansons on FB and are willing to go on long roadtrips to see a show, decorating their rides to signal those making the same journey, encourageing them to honk in solidarity. ---2. Laysons: They occasionally hit the band's site when they release an album, and may go to a concert once or twice, but not motivated to drive for 5 hours to see them. ---3. Hipster Noobs: Being turned onto Hanson's recent music, they're oblivious to the band's past and believe upon discovering them, that they're a slick new band on the scene. They'll say things like, "You should really check out this indie band from Tulsa. They sound like Eric Hutchanson." ---4. Male Fansons: Almost non-existent in the begining, are increasingly prominent among fans, and growing in correlation with Hanson's music that appeals more to both sexes. This is mostly due to the creation of Hanson's own label, which no longer obligates them to stoke the desires of teens. ---5. Tap-Out Fansons: Once all over the MMMbop scene, they fell off the wagon, and remain unaware that their once fav band still thrives as an indie w/o their support.

Don't try to school me, Noob. I'm a hardcore fanson from back in the day, before you hipters thought they were worth a damn!

by illcutchya September 13, 2010

fapsock

The one sock, which lost its identical twin, that is used solely to masturbate efficientely and quietly. In addition, this piece of equipement replaces the use of tissues, containing the semen. After proper hanging and drying, the fapsock is reusable. One can possess multiple fapsocks.

- Hey bro, can i borrow you some socks?

-Yeah, just don't take these, they're my fapsocks.

-.... Oh.

by kwikscoper July 4, 2016

Donald Faison

Donald Faison is the second main character on NBC's sitcom Scrubs. JD's best friend who has diabetes and a saucy latina wife Carla. JD and Turk (Donald Fasion) own a stuffed dog Rowdy. They met in med school and lived together for twelve years.

Was on the show Clueless and was a lifeguard in real life. Great at napkin improv.

Mackenzie: Who is your favorite black actor?
Madison: Donald Faison! Next to Zach Braff that is.

Turk: You know, I never get chocolate cake.
Elliot: Oh, right, cause you're diabetic. Boo hoo. You know Turk, if you want sympathy, get a disease people can see

Carla: What if we have a son and he wants to dance?
Turk: He can dance if he wants to. He can leave his friends behind. Cause his friends don't dance and if they dont dance then they're no friends of mine, (music plays) (Turks goes off dancing the safety dance)

by madisonmorgan May 26, 2009

farsonist

An arsonist who lights his or her farts to set fires.

The local police decided the cause of the fire was a farsonist based on the foul stench left at the scene of the crime.

by Alex Arkaik September 9, 2010

Faison

A term used to describe intelligent, well-groomed males. Faison's are typically well-read, athletic, and good-natured.

Faison could also be used as a knick-name for a ladies man.

Jon: "Wow guys like that get all the luck"

Doe: "Yea, thats a Faison for ya. Watch out 'cause he'll take your girl."

by NeverDUN September 22, 2010