Fapoon

Much known as a spork but the higher intelligence references the half spoon half fork as a fapoon

Olivia said to Isabella could you please grab me a fapoon

by Izzy;) November 19, 2019

fapoon

a combination of a fork and a spoon...

it's like a spork, but not...

I need a fapoon for my potato salad

by phanto friend July 27, 2018

Fapoon

Fapoon is a general word, much like blarg, to be used in place of interjections and other words. It is a combination of the words "Fap" and "Spoon", though it has nothing to do with either word.

Also spelled "Fupoon", "Fahpoon", or, rarest, "F'poon".

Tim; Josh, I just ate the best Macaroni and Cheese with my spork!

Josh; Was it Kraft?

Tim; No, it was Velveeta.

Josh; Oh. Fapoon.

by Hoshwa April 8, 2011

fapoon

somthing in the middle between a fork and a spoon

i need a fapoon for my inventory

by fapoon November 12, 2018

Farpoon

While taking a shit, you fart with enough propulsion as a harpoon gun to shoot it into the bowl

“Yo man that farpoon felt amazing afterwards”
“You’re a weird person for liking that”

by DippyMcGee September 18, 2018

Fpoon

A German invention that blurs the line between fork and spoon.

Not a fork, not a spoon, but something inbetween, a fpoon! What will you think of next germany?

by K9C9X9 October 12, 2017

Fapoosh

When you jizz in a girl and she queef out your jizz.

My girlfriend fapooshed all over me I was mad because we were trying for kids.

by the real word definer January 23, 2015