faggerblaster

A ratchet and clank weapon

OH MAN, did you see me blow that shit up with my faggerblaster?

by Aureliano November 27, 2007

Fasterbate

To flap ones nostrils wildly or in a circular motion.

Hey Kenda! Where were you yesterday?

Sorry i fasterbated so hard yesterday I passed out.

by Sir doody foody August 7, 2011

faggeratti

the glamourous gay set such as elton

all the faggeratti will be at the party

by timster October 22, 2003

fasterbate

fas-ter-bate (n)
to refrain from masterbation (in any form) over an indefinate period of time, usually for the purpose of building anticipation of ones next masterbatorial or sexual experience, and to increase ones personal pleasure thereof

I was tired of not feeling anything when my girlfriend blew me, so I fasterbated for a month. When I came she almost drownded. Shit was so cash.

by Zing Zing Zingbah August 19, 2011

Fasterbate

When you wanna masturbate but you're in a rush, so you have to masturbate really fast so you can achieve orgasm quickly.

Lewis: shit I wanna masturbate but my parents are home in two minutes

John: Better fasterbate then

by Lucosa April 12, 2017

flaggerbasted

To be sexually aroused by inanimate objects

Yo doggy, bro, I'm so flaggerbasted. That lampshade got me feelin some kinda way

by cutepapi July 5, 2017

faggerblasted

The state of a straight person shortly after realizing that he/she is hanging out in a gay-bar in a foreign city.

Guy 1: Man, how was your trip to Aix-en-Provence?
Guy 2: Everything was fine until we got faggerblasted in this place called "Odeur du Chef"!

by jorgev December 20, 2008