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Facecrook

a criminal apprehended as a result of postings or activity on Facebook.
Johnny is such a Facecrook. He got busted for burglary by signing into his facebook account while at the victims's house.
by FletchArmstrong January 10, 2010
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Facebooked

When a person gets entered from behind by a dick so massive that it exits their face. Often times leaving the person open wide like the guest book at a wedding.
Tragedy struck our small town when the prom queen was facebooked at a party last night. Authorities have placed viagra in the local water supply and are confident the hardened criminal will soon be apprehended.
by Fun Uncle Captain Ken May 21, 2016
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facebooked

Yo, she got outta line so I facebooked her and now shes missing three teeth.
by j smoove operator March 14, 2009
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facebooked

v. The action of 1) looking someone up on thefacebook or 2) asking someone to be your friend on thefacebook
That guy I made out with last night facebooked me this morning...
by RCMo January 27, 2005
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FaceCrook

The person responsible for Facebooks atrocious first home page revision of 2009...also see epic fail.


May God have mercy on this persons soul.
"Dude, I just started a group to petition against the new Facebook."

"Join mine too. We'll have over a million members."

"Christ man, it's only been three days...I just hope they catch that facecrook."
by Savannah Descent March 29, 2009
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facebooked

When you are too busy on facebook to do anything else.Early symptom of Facebook addiction and a sign that you need to get a life.
Gerald: Yo dude a bunch of us are trying to go to the club man are you free?
Samuel: Sorry man, I just saw my schedule and I'm facebooked on all of my time slots.
by frankreynolds July 24, 2010
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Facebooked

A person who is caught doing something illegal by police who used Facebook statuses by said person to bring their illegal actions to light. Basically, police search for stuff on Facebook and people's incriminating status updates get them caught.
An example of a news story about a person who was Facebooked:

Police arrested a 23 year old Mark Johnson today for allegedly posting on Facebook that he was going to score a lot of money for his crystal meth earlier this week. He has been charged with owning and operating a meth lab and police say his statements on Facebook lead to his arrest after a quick search.
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. November 22, 2010
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