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dylan fassbender

a bitch that will crush a girls heart in 5 seconds after flirting with her for 2 months if you ever meet a dylan back away from him cuz hes a jerk but at the same time the best singer but failing grades & just cant treat a lady right & always makes a fool out of himself
by acros May 14, 2015
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When one actor is the only redeeming quality of a movie.

Or: Trying to safe a group project alone by doing all the heavy lifting and fail.
"The last X-men and Alien movies were at least fessbendered, let's see how the next reboot will be..."

"I tried to fassbender the presentation, so my group almost passed the class."
by Jarjar1313 December 21, 2020
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Pull a Fassbender

To catch someone off guard or throw them a curveball
He proceeded to pull a Fassbender on me by approaching me from behind and saying in my ear “uhhhh”
by YuOfTheNight March 6, 2020
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Michael Fassbender

A sexy Irish-German actor. Most famous for his performances in movies such as Hunger, Jane Eyre, 300 and X-Men: First Class as well as TV series such as Band of Brothers.

He has a notable bromance with X Men co-star James Mcavoy. Fans refer to them as 'Fassavoy' and in interviews between the two they seem to spend the whole time flirting with each other.

Due to his wide smile that shows both rows of his teeth he is often referred to as a shark.
Fangirl 1: Have you seen X-Men: First Class yet, Michael Fassbender is gorgeous in it!

Fangirl 2: I know he is such a handsome shark! And him and James Mcavoy are so obviously in love!
by SwarleyStinson July 11, 2011
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Michael Fassbender

n. the epitome of male perfection.

Popular for his cameo appearances in Jaws (as the great white shark) and Finding Nemo (as Bruce).
Michael Fassbender is absolutely attractive. I love his shark grin!
by beingboredsucks January 15, 2012
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Fackender

1. A ghetto like butt plug usually a large stick or a very large bottle. Since it is in the ghetto it is usually free or cheap or possibly stolen.

2. A person who will take it in the butt for just some pot or crack rocks. Likes little boys (NOT GIRL) to play with his phantom like penis. Usually a two foot tall person and one millimeter size penis.

3. A cancer like growth which grows in the crack of a gay mans ass
Who the hell would want to have a fackender
by aaaaaf August 26, 2009
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facebinger

someone who doesn't visit facebook for days, weeks, or months at a time and who, upon visiting facebook, comments on everything and anything for the next couple of hours.
jack (upon waking): ughhh, i have such a headache
jill: what happened?
jack: i'm such a facebinger. i just spent the whole night on facebook. i need a drink...
by r0ck3tm4n September 18, 2011
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