emogster

(e-mog-ster)
an odd attempt at being gangster mostly attempted by emo/scene kidds trying to be cool.
Typical look;
-emo hair
-black hoodie *hood halfway up*
-tight white shirt (*preferably muscle shirts) Tucked in at front.
-Mp3 player tucked into front of pants; ear buds in.
-rainbow belt
-flare pants rolled up to mid-calf
-striped socks
-and slip on skate shoes
- AND sometimes a liter of Mountain Dew

Also referred to as "mog," "emog," or "mogster."

"Haha.. look at that kidd over there! He's dressed like he's some kind of emogster!"

"OMG! That rainbow belt is so mog!

by KzMoore January 17, 2009

Exasterbation

Too damn tired to..... hank your panky, slap the noodle, waxin' the ween, skinnin' the snake, jerkin' your gerkin', spankin' your monkey, chokin' the chicken, beatin' the meat, masterbate.

The doctor has confirmed that he did in fact die from exasterbation.

by NachoBeano June 27, 2014

Exasterbating

Getting off on telling falsehoods. Especially of those pertaining to people or situations.

You tell more lies than a politician! Quit exasterbating, and tell the truth for once!

by Dr. Shadow April 28, 2016

exosteronic

a moment in your life of extreme joy

peter: that song was amazing I felt exosteronic for a couple moments.

by dickhandlerdickthe boiiiiiiiii October 31, 2017

Exasterbating

It's when you're so bored that you literally just start beating your meat for absolutely no reason other than just plain boredom, and you're completely flaccid and you cant pop a chub even with porn so you just sit there and beat at it for like 6 hours until its 6am and your hand is going numb and your dick is purple so you finally give up and look at beastiality or My Little Pony porn or some shit because "It's something different" and you finally pop a half chub like the degenerate you are and stroke harder and harder until you finally finish and it's the least satisfying orgasm you've ever experienced, literally just kinda oozes out. Not to be confused with Satisbating.

Dude 1: Man, I had such a shitty night.
Dude 2: Why?
Dude 1: I was Exasterbating so hard. I finally caved and watched beastiality and came.
Dude 2: Shit son, sounds like a crappy night.
Dude 1: Yeah, I'm probably on the FBI Watchlist.

by Iwelcomedeathwithaspreadass May 22, 2018

Exasterbate

To make a situation so bad you can’t masterbate.

After getting fired from my job I was completely Exasterbated.

by WunEyeFricka October 5, 2020

Expasterated

-leaked
-let out

It must’ve expasterated my skin.

by persiski October 31, 2020