I was sitting on the bus, and some guy threw hand sanitizer at me. He's probably the douchiest person I know.
by Jake the snake SAY WHAAA?! October 5, 2010
Get the douchiest mug.Douchitis: The illness or disease of having excessive douche like tendencies, to the extent that it effects loved ones and friends in a negative manner.
We at Douche Patrol are the world's foremost leading authority on douches, douchebags, douchettes, and douchebag behavior in general. We recently launched the Global Douche Initiative in order to combat douchitis worldwide.
We at Douche Patrol are the world's foremost leading authority on douches, douchebags, douchettes, and douchebag behavior in general. We recently launched the Global Douche Initiative in order to combat douchitis worldwide.
The douchitis pandemic is increasing at such an astonishing rate that the global economy is feeling the horrible effects due to douche-like activity negatively affecting workforce activities.
by Douche Patrol October 31, 2009
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Douchiot: A guy who is an unabashed douchebag, and so unbelievably stupid. his sheer douchiness is apparent to everyone but him. the highest level of narcissism.
Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino, Justin Bieber, Kanye West, Nick Diaz are all douchiot's.
"Hey, did you see Justin Bieber cancelled an entire arena show?"
"Yeah, I also saw his lame reason. That guy is turning into a real douchiot."
"Hey, did you see Justin Bieber cancelled an entire arena show?"
"Yeah, I also saw his lame reason. That guy is turning into a real douchiot."
by Malser March 19, 2013
Get the Douchiot mug.The act of being an absolute, over-the-top douchebag, using excessive levels of dickish behavior accompanied by a complete and utter disregard for human decency.
Did you just see that guy cut in line and then start bad-mouthing the barista? The levels of douchestickery are off the charts here!
by HappyCleaner82 June 4, 2023
Get the Douchestickery mug.The next step beyond turbo douche. Just like top fuel dragsters are the fastest cars around, a Top Fuel Douchester is the douchiest around. But in addition to being an incredible douchebag, a Top Fuel Douchester also has hipster traits, hence the "-ster" ending. Top Fuel Douchesters are often found near far-left political/environmental rallies, Whole Foods Markets, liberal arts colleges, and in Southern California. They can easily be identified from the other douchebags and losers in these locations by their hipster attire.
-The Top Fuel Douchester behind me on the train was loudly telling the person next to him about his political views.
-My cousin lives in Massachusetts. He voted for the Green Rainbow Party in the primaries. He also wears ridiculous glasses and T-shirts with bands I've never hear of on them. He is a Top Fuel Douchester.
-My cousin lives in Massachusetts. He voted for the Green Rainbow Party in the primaries. He also wears ridiculous glasses and T-shirts with bands I've never hear of on them. He is a Top Fuel Douchester.
by MuzzyFromDanviz1 March 11, 2011
Get the Top Fuel Douchester mug.A room filled with tools, a party with a bunch of loser guys, a gathering of people with bad bs, a disaster made by a group of douchy guys
by Hilton westcott June 13, 2010
Get the Douchaster mug.A thin line of hair that (ideally) follows the jawline. Can also be worn with a thin moustache. Essentially a chinstrap, although the only person who would consider this type of facial hair is a douchebag; hence the clarification.
Douchebag: "Hey bro, check it out! I just got my douchestrap lined up; it matches my Affliction shirt perfectly."
by Bumfuzz June 23, 2010
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