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doucheraptor

A cunning hunter who is a master of killing prey with douchebaggery. A master of douchebaggery.
Person 1: That guy just screwed me out of money for no reason.

Person 2: What a doucheraptor.
by Riorozen December 30, 2013
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Douchetastorphy

when someone very nice either gets a a large sum of money or becomes a manager and becomes a douche bag where you want to tell them off but cannot due to their status in life
John: ever since our friend got that manager position, he has become an asshole

Sam: yeah, he just became a douchetastorphy over night
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douchetafarian

1.One who worships douchetafari
2.One who douches with impunity; one who douches with religious zest
3.One who gets buzzed to douche
Lazy Paul is jerk off douchetafarian
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Dochenator

A person so quiet, you think hes turned off and then you talk to him/her and they say"leave me the f*ck alone
Dave:are you awake

Random Guy:dude go away nobody likes you.

Dave:Ok fine then dochenator.
by Awesome kid123456 December 7, 2012
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Douchinator

A individual using highly algorithmic brain function, can discriminate between the extremes of douche-like behavior to select the most appropriate weapon to terminate douches, whether a garden-variety douche, Douches Maximus, or Douchesaurus Rex, to prevent a douchendo from occuring, while having douche discrimination to avoid premature termination of douchelexics.
(ala terminator).. Douchinator scanning.....scanning....garden-variety douche identified.....targeting
by Douchinator! September 21, 2011
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Douchemayor

Fulfilling your Mayoral duties of hobnobbing with old business connections, hugging women and kissing babies, instead of hanging out with us plain-folk
The Douchemayor stood us up again.
by Willie December 9, 2004
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douchetaco

1. An asshat of the greatest calibur.

2. A wife beater.

3. Julian Gary Whateverhislastnamewas.
Man, that asshat was such a douchetaco. I can't believe I didn't realize it sooner.
by Catty Brie July 28, 2013
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