A condition known to exhibit symptoms related to the behaviors of being a douchebag. Examples of such symptoms include: wearing affliction/ed hardy/tapout/v-neck shirts, spray-on tans, steroid use, making "kissy" lips when taking pictures with women, etc.
by pba24899 July 13, 2009
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Chris: I'll pwn your ass (the group laughs)
Jon Ray: Don't you have any cock sucking to do you dirty douchebank?
(Later that night Chris will reflect on this situation and express his feeling artistically, whether it would be in the shape of a poem or writing a song)
Jon Ray: Don't you have any cock sucking to do you dirty douchebank?
(Later that night Chris will reflect on this situation and express his feeling artistically, whether it would be in the shape of a poem or writing a song)
by Kevin M from Southie February 27, 2007
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A means of nautical conveyance for someone who is so overwhelmingly douchy that their douchiness requires a fucking barge to get from point a-to-point-wherever-the-fuck-else.
The word of the year for 2011 and 2010 (retroactively).
The word of the year for 2011 and 2010 (retroactively).
OMG! I hooked-up with John Mayer after his show last night and instead of fucking me all he did was eat my ass for an hour! I'm chapped as fuck! What a DOUCHEBARGE!
by Kitchy-koo January 16, 2011
Get the Douchebarge mug.A subsiquent amount of douche (most likely from more than one person) which is piled together in a way that it looks as if it is a cake made of douche. It also is used as a negative way of "dissing" another chum pal or even a way to pick on someone. It is closely related to the words faggot and fag
by topha April 20, 2006
Get the Douchecake mug.A seemingly helpful and congenial person who has little trouble destroying your life. Unlike the typical douche, this variant is hidden behind a fresh and crispy exterior, but is soon revealed to be rotten, with a filthy center that eats you from the inside.
Douchpickle says: "We think you would be perfect for this job and just a great fit for our culture"
Douchepickle means: "I will work to ensure you have not a shred of self-respect left at the end of this interview process"
Douchepickle means: "I will work to ensure you have not a shred of self-respect left at the end of this interview process"
by mamamele November 21, 2009
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The guy walked in the door and my douchedar was going off like crazy and that was before I even saw his trucker hat and popped collar.
by senior dirty sanches April 16, 2008
Get the douchedar mug.A common hair style choice of douchebags in which a full head of hair is manipulated in such a way as to simulate a mohawk. Typically, a douchehawk is employed to imply that in an alternate universe one might consider expressing a rebellious attitude via their hair, but the current status quo forbids it. Douchehawks can be seen at Republican Youth rallies, frat parties, and Rascal Flatts concerts.
"Well then, that's a finely crafted douchehawk you've got there, frosted tips and everything! It complements the popped collar on you pink Polo shirt! You've really got a knack for appearing subversive while retaining the hair on the sides of your head!"
"Yo, thankz, brah. I'm working on my flavor-saver next!"
"Yo, thankz, brah. I'm working on my flavor-saver next!"
by guerrillajoey December 11, 2009
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