imadumbfuckin12yrold:lolz omagawd imma kick yo a$$
smart kid: dude ...you are so douchebread. get a life.
smart kid: dude ...you are so douchebread. get a life.
by elctrctyscpe April 4, 2008
Get the douchebread mug.A man who performs oral sex on his female partner after he has ejaculated inside of her vagina and directly afterwards attempts to kiss her is known as a douchebreath.
by Nadsss August 8, 2010
Get the Douchebreath mug.The rabbi that kept making stupid Pollack jokes in front of his congregation was a total douchebrew.
by enderkcmo December 13, 2006
Get the douchebrew mug.Celebrated between July 20th and July 26th. This holiday was created by 2 disgruntled young women in July of 2009 with the tagline "Do you know a doucheface or stupid bitch?"
Chances are you've come into contact with one. We all have. If you have a crappy ex, this is the week to inform everyone you know about their issues, should they ever come into contact. Very much like a "side effects" warning for drugs.
Chances are you've come into contact with one. We all have. If you have a crappy ex, this is the week to inform everyone you know about their issues, should they ever come into contact. Very much like a "side effects" warning for drugs.
"Dude, National Doucheface and Stupid Bitch Awareness Week is coming up. I can't wait to warn Trisha's new boyfriend about her psychotic facebook checkups on her men."
by TheOriginalTaryn July 23, 2009
Get the National Doucheface and Stupid Bitch Awareness Week mug.- The ultimate form of doucheness.
- Only exhibited by one who surpasses all others in his or her ability to be a douche.
- Displayed by punk boys who believe themselves to be men.
- An extreme case of douchemire is accompanied by an innate ability to be a pussy. The douchemire in question has no known XX chromosome.
- Only exhibited by one who surpasses all others in his or her ability to be a douche.
- Displayed by punk boys who believe themselves to be men.
- An extreme case of douchemire is accompanied by an innate ability to be a pussy. The douchemire in question has no known XX chromosome.
by Miss no good February 10, 2010
Get the Douchemire mug.A compound insult, consisting of the insult Douchebag and the word Biter, thus referring to the person being insulted as someone who actually bites a vaginal douche. nuff said.
by suomynonamai July 7, 2011
Get the douchebiter mug.When one attempts to reinvent oneself in the hope of excising or removing one's douche-like qualities
Chris: Mike is such a shitpile. I can't handle it anymore.
Kevin: I don't know, he'd probably say that's 'subjectable'
Chris: How can he? He's a useless twat lip
Kevin: He might not be so bad if he got a doucherectomy
Chris: There's no help for him
Kevin: I don't know, he'd probably say that's 'subjectable'
Chris: How can he? He's a useless twat lip
Kevin: He might not be so bad if he got a doucherectomy
Chris: There's no help for him
by Cebbin December 31, 2013
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