Douchebreath

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A man who performs oral sex on his female partner after he has ejaculated inside of her vagina and directly afterwards attempts to kiss her is known as a douchebreath.

Eww, get away from me douchebreath, go brush your teeth!

Douchebreath by Nadsss August 8, 2010

Words you can keep

douchebagathon

When a person constantly acts stupid and dumb. They are running the Douchebagathon.

Damn, douchebagathon! Did u win the douchebag race for douchebagaknights.

douchebagathon by Cory G. B April 2, 2008

DoucheBrah

A douche that attempts to sound intelligent in a conversation, most commonly found in a community college lounge wearing a peace sign, while ending most sentences in "bro" "brah" "dude" or "yo". also completely uninteresting

"Dud, you can't define communism based on a dictionary term brah, you don't know brah."
reply: "Your a douchebrah."

DoucheBrah by kholmes February 12, 2009

douchebread

total Opposite of Snowbread.
Lame,uncool,stupid, worthless pretty much anything negative.

imadumbfuckin12yrold:lolz omagawd imma kick yo a$$
smart kid: dude ...you are so douchebread. get a life.

douchebread by elctrctyscpe April 4, 2008

Douchebagathon

1. Parties where one douchebag leaves and another arrives to take his place. Like a 24 hour telethon, they just keep coming and going at random, but you are never without one.

2. Typically two or more Democrats speaking in a Congressional Session

3. USC football pregame show

1. Can you believe it? We got rid of that one douchebag that shit in the pool and another shows up to piss on the bar-be-que. This is a freaking douchebagathon.

2. And following Nancy Pelosi will be Harry Reid

3. Lane Kiffin...need I say more?

Douchebagathon by Sober Irishman January 8, 2011

Douchebeat

Combination of douchebag and deadbeat, featuring the prime factors that define each word. Simplifies talking as using this new compound word saves time. Time is money. Hence using this word saves money.

Amanda: I hate my ex, he sucks.
Steve: Yeah, he's a total douchebeat.
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Steve: That's a total douchebeat move.

Douchebeat by SR1972 August 11, 2012

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026