Detch

Terrestrial mammal spending most of days sleeping or playing xbox with hands placed just under the waistband of his pants. May be recognized by its distinctive cough/yell mating call or its "ehhhhhhhhhhhh shit" call upon sitting.

Oh man, I just left a huge Detch in the toilet. Check it out, I bet it has AIDS.

by Chris Nease November 28, 2006

Detch

A universal word, the meaning of which is entirely dependent on the inflection used in its delivery.

First known use was in replacement of the word "yes" in reference to a stuffed hippo ("Is that your hippo?" "Detch!")

"Detch, look at that tee shot!"
(This works regardless of how the tee shot went, as long as the inflection is suitable to the emotion being communicated.)

Note: In Midwestern dialect, "detch" can also be combined with "monkeys", as in "That was detch monkeys awesome!"

by Point7Q July 30, 2010

ditchuation

When you get stood up. Ditched. Left to fend for yourself.

"Dude, where were you? I was waiting all day!"
"Haa, got you in a ditchuation."

by VeegeeC March 18, 2010

Dechu

In japanese dechu means ''vampire''

He is a S-class dechu!!

by Furiku-san January 9, 2011

dechunk

A verb defining a post-production term of making baggy trousers slimmer.

When the supervior or director says "man those trousers are baggy" could you "dechunk that model"?

by Dechunky October 3, 2013

Dutchuk Tax

A tax put on by Dutchuk on everything she sells
She's a scammer

Friend 1: How much did you pay for L.A.
Friend 2: $4400 for four days
Friend 1: Wasn't the quote $3500
Friend 2: It was
Friend 1: Didn't you ask Dutchuk about it
Friend 2: She provided the costs and they add up to $3200 per person
Friend 1: What about the remaining $1200
Friend 2: You forgot about the DUTCHUK TAX
Friend 1: What's that
Friend 2: Dutchuk tax is Dutchuk overcharging for everything

by anonymous May 30, 2023

dechun

For those harnessed with thy name, it is believed to grant ultimate power. The name is so sacred it shakens the Heavens, the Earth, and makes God himself tremble with fear. Dechuns are the superior being. If you encounter a Dechun, you are blessed. For their presence alone can heal you. Serve them.

Person 1: Oh my god, I just encountered a person named Dechun!

Person 2: You are so lucky!

Person 1: I am so blessed that I had a chance to be in a Dechun’s presence.

Person 2: I wish I was you :(

by wowierawrrr June 19, 2023