Defurinate

The act of defecating and urinating at the same time. Often brought on by some sort of illness, or just holding everything back too long.

Dude I think I have to defurinate. Those beef tacos and beer are catching up with me!!

by Lord Pumkin Longshanked January 23, 2011

Defuq

When u got no idea what tf happenin

Ryan: Dude I just got high with Hitler!
Shakwanafaunarauna: Defuq?

by 420dankm3m3s June 1, 2016

deify

to exalt the rank of a god
or a really good Disturbed song

To insist on purity is to baptize instinct, to humanize art, and to deify personality.

by Cerealkiller July 28, 2006

Have a 9-1-1-derful day

A pleasant way for a cop to end a police interaction.

"Ma'am, you're free to go. Have a 9-1-1-derful day!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 December 24, 2018

defuct

A high-severity defect that leaves the system in a very bad state. (noun)

Etymology: a combination of "defect" and the adjective form of a common 4-letter slang word derived from the latin fvccant which, in common parlance means to have been cheated.

Alternate definition: an unlikely condition of having regained ones virginity (but this would probably require a homophonic spelling).

I logged two defects on the layout and a defuct about the server crash.

by jfkelley June 19, 2009

defunkle

When someone causes an annoyance, but you are still dominating,.

Oh boy he just defunkled me! Imma kill him.

by Ziporty December 2, 2018

Ninja defuse

Term "ninja defuse" comes from Counter-Strike. It's when Counter-Terrorist player stays hidden near C4 and waits for all remaining Terrorists to exit area before C4 explodes. Then, with defusal kit, he can quickly defuse C4 and win the round.

Most notable example is from SK v NiP match from CPL Winter 2005.
Commentator 1: Oh, he's allowing them not to know that he's there. As it is - He's gonna go do - We're gonna be looking at ninja defuse.
Commentator 2: OMG! OMG!
Commentator 1: He's gonna be able to sneak right in there. Work his way in there. Here comes the defuse!

by RyukendenHayabusa March 13, 2013