CounTeR-TerRoRisT
CounTeR-TerRoRisT by Mike September 10, 2003
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counter terrorist
Anyone who hates themselves for working behind a counter and instead of getting a better job, projects that hate onto customers and then makes their shitty attitude and behavior seem like the customer's fault.
A counter terrorist may do any of the following:
Make you wait while they chat with other angry colleagues.
Roll their eyes whenever you ask a perfectly reasonable question.
Get mad about having to help you even though your cash pays their salary.
Act like they are smarter and superior to you while earning minimum wage.
Move as slow as molasses even though they clearly want to get rid of you.
A counter terrorist may do any of the following:
Make you wait while they chat with other angry colleagues.
Roll their eyes whenever you ask a perfectly reasonable question.
Get mad about having to help you even though your cash pays their salary.
Act like they are smarter and superior to you while earning minimum wage.
Move as slow as molasses even though they clearly want to get rid of you.
Sue: Why don't you shop at insert name of any big chain store anymore?
Bob: The place is full of counter terrorists. I got sick of being treated like shit when all I wanted to do was spend some money. It's not my fault those people hate their jobs.
Sue: Well, it is difficult working with the public.
Bob: Then they should do something else and stop counter terrorizing innocent people.
Bob: The place is full of counter terrorists. I got sick of being treated like shit when all I wanted to do was spend some money. It's not my fault those people hate their jobs.
Sue: Well, it is difficult working with the public.
Bob: Then they should do something else and stop counter terrorizing innocent people.
counter terrorist by Maaron May 19, 2013
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Counter-Terrorist Unit
An underground organization with chapters in most Puerto Rican schools, founded in opposition to the Terror Unit. The CT-Unit, as it is known, promotes respect for one's elders and for the social order in the school. It is formed from most of the cliques in the school, with each having at least one representative in the body of the Unit.
Its organizational structure is also far more complicated than that of its opponents. Directors, the leaders of each chapter, are elected by the body at large, while the Directors themselves choose one as General Director. Each Director then chooses a member from the body to be a sort of under-Director, though this member holds no official rank.
The CT-Unit does its best not to utilize the verbal and physical abuse that mark its opponent; however, sometimes it is necessary for CTs to take violent action in defense of another or others. Directors are generally empowered to institute different policies regarding physical action; most commonly, if a T-Unit member attacks a CT, the Director calls for an all-out war against the T-Unit in that school.
Its organizational structure is also far more complicated than that of its opponents. Directors, the leaders of each chapter, are elected by the body at large, while the Directors themselves choose one as General Director. Each Director then chooses a member from the body to be a sort of under-Director, though this member holds no official rank.
The CT-Unit does its best not to utilize the verbal and physical abuse that mark its opponent; however, sometimes it is necessary for CTs to take violent action in defense of another or others. Directors are generally empowered to institute different policies regarding physical action; most commonly, if a T-Unit member attacks a CT, the Director calls for an all-out war against the T-Unit in that school.
Mario: "You're in the Counter-Terrorist Unit now?"
John: "Yeah, I just caught one of those little T-Unit morons hitting a kid yesterday."
Mario: "Kicked his ass?"
John: "You know it! I'm thinking of running for Director, actually!"
John: "Yeah, I just caught one of those little T-Unit morons hitting a kid yesterday."
Mario: "Kicked his ass?"
John: "You know it! I'm thinking of running for Director, actually!"
Counter-Terrorist Unit by The Red-Hatted Plumber April 28, 2006
counter-terrorism
(n.) counter-terrorism refers to offensive measures taken to deter, prevent and respond to terrorism.
Before the 2010 Vancouver Olympics began all the manhole covers in and around the city were welded closed as a counter-terrorism measure.
counter-terrorism by Johnny Z. Styles May 31, 2010
Counter Terrorism
Blowing up counters.
Ahmed blew up the counter because he was told that if he did in heaven he would get 50 virgins. He performed an act of counter terrorism.
Counter Terrorism by ThatSketchyGuy January 10, 2012
counter terrorism
The act of roommates engaged in ongoing aggressive competition for counter space in a very small kitchen.
After Eric and Phil took on a third roommate, the counter terrorism in the kitchen reached a whole new level of aggravation.
counter terrorism by backinbowl January 28, 2010
Counter Social Terrorism
The only real weapon that is effective in fighting Social Terrorism. (Basically friends who show up at your place, and refuse to leave.)
Ding- dong!
Sally: "Hi! May i come in?"
You: "No - go away. Goodbye."
Door slams.
Counter Social Terrorism. Tough, clean and as nasty as the terrorist itself.
Sally: "Hi! May i come in?"
You: "No - go away. Goodbye."
Door slams.
Counter Social Terrorism. Tough, clean and as nasty as the terrorist itself.
Counter Social Terrorism by The Incredible Nerd/Junkie October 1, 2010