A douche-helm is a leader in douchebaggery. This person personifies everything douche to the extent that just being around said person will make you a douchebag.
A douchehelm will sometimes gain control of an audience and hypnotize by presence alone. Everyone will quiet down and listen to his every word as if he was a great leader yet there's this lingering itch in the back of your mind wondering why the hell everyone is listening to this douchebag.
A douchehelm will sometimes gain control of an audience and hypnotize by presence alone. Everyone will quiet down and listen to his every word as if he was a great leader yet there's this lingering itch in the back of your mind wondering why the hell everyone is listening to this douchebag.
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"Ever since that douchehelm showed up the entire team turned into major nancy boy cunts."
"If you see a douchehelm, run the fuck away as fast as you can before he infects you with gay."
"Ever since that douchehelm showed up the entire team turned into major nancy boy cunts."
"If you see a douchehelm, run the fuck away as fast as you can before he infects you with gay."
by NBCCbitch November 5, 2009
Get the douchehelm mug.The child or children of a known douchebag. Perhaps predisposed to doucheitis, the children are often petulant and some times sport frosted tips, wife beaters and heavy tans prior to hitting puberty.
Should the douchelet fail to better himself by puberty, he will graduate into a full fledged douchebag.
Should the douchelet fail to better himself by puberty, he will graduate into a full fledged douchebag.
by guidodouche13 August 13, 2009
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A unique type of douche. He as well as being a douche possesses many of the characteristics of Urban Meyer.
An arrogant middle aged man with the maturity of a frat boy.
Someone willing to say anything to get their way. ( lying to recruits)
Someone who runs up the score on lesser competition to feed his already massive ego.
Someone who thinks of himself as a genius while no one else does.
Someone who cries foul when his tactics are used against him.
Also a term describing an inappropriate male on male relationship between a coach and his star player.
An arrogant middle aged man with the maturity of a frat boy.
Someone willing to say anything to get their way. ( lying to recruits)
Someone who runs up the score on lesser competition to feed his already massive ego.
Someone who thinks of himself as a genius while no one else does.
Someone who cries foul when his tactics are used against him.
Also a term describing an inappropriate male on male relationship between a coach and his star player.
That guy is such a douchemeyer for beating praireview a&m 70-3.
I think coach pulled a douchemeyer on little timmy.
I think coach pulled a douchemeyer on little timmy.
by mitch guist May 7, 2013
Get the douchemeyer mug.Someone possessing such an unequivocal jerk-like nature, that they could only have come from outerspace.
by Gorgechild December 22, 2010
Get the Doucheteroid mug.A douchebag who plays FPSers and actually pays attention to all the names of the weapons in the game. They seem to run in packs of other douchenerds and will consistently teabag you after killing you with bitch tactics such as the "Run stab run," "Noob Tuber," or the "I've played this game for over 80 hours and can snipe you within 5 seconds of spawn cause I'm just that good." They love to trash talk and call your mom a whore. They don't say the names of their games aloud, instead they use acronyms to show how "hardcore" they are.
"Hey John are you gonna get the new Call of Duty?"
"Nah, there's too many douchenerds who'll prestige in a few hours from release."
"Nah, there's too many douchenerds who'll prestige in a few hours from release."
by Richard Headson November 8, 2011
Get the Douchenerd mug.1. When somebody seems like a douche at first, but then is proven to be an even bigger douche than expected
2. Someone who hides 90% of their douchiness under their exterior
3. A jewish douche
2. Someone who hides 90% of their douchiness under their exterior
3. A jewish douche
by Vinnythed September 8, 2013
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Samantha "Man, Chase is such a doucheberry, I leave for thirty minutes and he fucks that hoe!"
Kevin "Yea, Total doucheberry to the max."
Kevin "Yea, Total doucheberry to the max."
by samzi August 26, 2013
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