poo cushion

a poo cushion is a temporary toilet seat cover made from sheets of toilet paper and it is used when making a poo in a public toilet is unavoidable and you don't want to have to sit your bare bum on the seat.

that toilet was really unclean so I used a poo cushion to be safe

by Patrick Bateman November 11, 2013

Pin cushion

Someone who receives everyone’s anger without truly deserving it.

Everyone’s always mad at me for things that aren’t my fault! I must be the pin cushion of the universe!!!

by ThunderSpider August 15, 2019

cassiopeia

1) A constellation with 5 stars in it in the Northern Hemisphere

2) The name of the fan club of DBSK, a popular Korean boy band. It's ridiculously notorious for acting psychotically negative towards anti-fans. Those girls are literally an army and will do whatever it takes to make sure their boys are not bashed or any negative shit like that.

There's this guy named 60row who said on his myspace that DBSK made shitty music, so cassiopeia tracked him down and beat the shit out of him

by The Mr Needles Experience April 27, 2007

fart cushion

The fart cushion effect occurs when you fart into a pillow or any other type of cushion. The cushion absorbs the farts for a while, but then if weight is applied later on, the cushion squeezes out the fart stench.

I totally tricked that girl into coming into my room, and then I smothered her with my fart cushion until she passed out.

by poopfetish September 10, 2012

Cushioning

A dating technique where along with your main piece you also have several 'cushions', other people you'll chat and flirt with to cushion the potential blow of your main break-up and not leave you alone.

"Yeah, I don't think it's going that well with Dave. Luckily I've been cushioning him with Pablo and Gary"

by doopdedee February 6, 2017

No Cussing Club

An organization started by a 14-year-old tool from Pasadena, as endorsed by his parents and apparently his friends. This group, obviously in direct violation of the USA's first amendment, has somehow been endorsed by congressmen and law enforcement alike. The aforementioned 14-year-old has also authored a hilarious, although pathetic "music video" wherein he spasms about his neighborhood, telling people not to use swear words. I, much like thousands of other people who have seen this music video, are anxious to hear how this person has turned out in three to five years.

"If you wanna be my peer, please respect my ears - don't cuss!"
-14 year old founder of the No Cussing Club
"Do me a favor, say 'don't cuss' for me. Thanks, I'll have a cheeseburger."
-14 year old founder's equally queer father

by Senor Mysterious November 5, 2007

Missile Cushion

The act of folding about a full arms stretched out length of toilet paper, three times, laying it softly on top of the toilet water, and leaving a monster shit on top of it so that the shit is emerged from the water (for extra stinkage) and a nice surprise for the next visitor to capture the full on essence of your beautiful turd. (Do what you will with your buttwipe, just don't let it get in the way of your masterpiece.)

I owe this all to the man who named this glorious act... Without it, it's just a shit.

I left a big o' missile cushion in the shitter at work for Johnson to see.

by Act: Don M. Name: Tim B. March 31, 2009