2 definitions by poopfetish
The fart cushion effect occurs when you fart into a pillow or any other type of cushion. The cushion absorbs the farts for a while, but then if weight is applied later on, the cushion squeezes out the fart stench.
I totally tricked that girl into coming into my room, and then I smothered her with my fart cushion until she passed out.
by poopfetish April 10, 2012
That one kid that every girl and every guy wants a taste of, everyone is attracted to him no matter what. He is the definition of perfection, he has the ability to persuade anyone to do anything he wants them to. He is the cutest, funniest and most perfect person on the planet.
by poopfetish February 27, 2013