Cunalumpkin

It is the act of receiving Cunalingus while defecating. The act can be completed by either sex, depending on recipients orientation. Synonyms: Reverse Blumpkin; The Charlie Sheen Experience

I took that guy home from the club, but when i got home I had to shit really bad but couldn't wait, so i made him give me a cunalumpkin to kill two birds with one stone.

by Slick Ray Murray March 20, 2011

cuntiluphagus

A man or an unordinarilly ugly women who constantly has a penis inside their mouth, that impedes and or obstructs speach and vocal patterns.
Plural: cuntiluphaguss
(cun till ufaguses)

Gary "The Muff" Diver

Sentence:

Why is Gary Diver such a cuntiluphagus?

Hey Mother Fucker quit being such a cuntiluphagus!

Yo fool you mama a cuntiluphagus!

Please son don't tell me your a hermaphroditic cuntiluphagus!

by Little Nipple Inc. /University of Regina/ pat. pending April 5, 2005

cuntdump

A person whose only purpose in life it to serve as a dump for others' cunt, i.e. a useless and/or "loose" person.

That idiot cut me off, what a cuntdump!

by Joseph Frederick March 4, 2007

cuntclut

Cuntclut is a womans vagina stuck onto a mans face.

" what the fuck is that thing on your face? "
" oh my god! " " your a cuntclut!!!!!! "

by TJEva September 30, 2005

cuntslurp

A very serious word used only to describe a person when they are being a complete douche.

Mario: "hey, can I use your car to go pick this girl up?"

Tyler: "bro, youre being a complete cuntslurp right now"

by tyalleycat June 29, 2014

cuntcup

Forming your hand into a cup and placing it on a woman's cunt.

Honey, will you cuntcup me to sleep tonight?

by tinmanz March 17, 2015

Cuntalupagus

Derived from both "cunt" and the Sesame Street character "Snuffleupagus".
Used to dessribe a huge, ugly bitch.
As Snuffle.. was very large, "not a looker" animal.

"That bitch just flipped you off."

"What a fuckin' Cuntalupagus!"

"Yeah. Nasty bitch."

by Cam-Rizzle December 14, 2008