cumshotable

Adj. Cum-shot-a-ble. Attractive or cute, sometimes with the appeal of innocence, enticing someone to ejaculate onto.

"That young receptionist has an extremely cumshotable face."

by The Enthusiast March 4, 2009

Splat cumshot

Much like Boom headshot of FPS Doug fame, Splat cumshot shows that one has achieved total dominance over someone else much like in the manner of ejaculating their face. Degrading.

Pwnee: ofmg u stoopid faygit i kno u uze hax! im guna tel da admin on u n get u band!!111eleventyone

Pwner: Splat cumshot, kthxbai.

by Icky Thump January 2, 2009

cumsloth

An insult; usually applied to a slut, or a homosexual man. Meaning one who only moves to recieve cum.

Oh man, Phil's mom is such a cumsloth

by Anonymous December 3, 2002

jersey cumshot

Holding in sperm and then releasing it.
Once released, it will follow a parabolic path into a female's eyes, rendering her temporarily blind.

*Allows for a Jersey Hit and Quit.

Girl 1: Girl, did he do the Jersey cumshot?
Girl 2: yea that motherfucker did, how'd you know?
Girl 1: Your eye is twitching.

by jersey4life January 19, 2011

cumsponge

1: An absolute slut, a person (usually female) who has copious amounts of sexual relations with men.

2: An item used to masturbate into. (toilet paper, sock, hotel bed sheets, etc.)

Example 1: Dude: " hey bro check out that chick! she is fiiiiiiiine!

Bro: " yea man she's hot but she's fucked like the whole football team, she's a total cumsponge"

Example 2: " Dude: man I was jacking it the other day and I had to use my gym socks as a cumsponge"

Man: "dude that is nasty as fuck! don't tell me that shit dude!

by -fuckfuckgoose September 12, 2009

cumslot

Female genitalia. vagina, cunt, whisker biscuit, pussy, bearded clam, cooze.

I went splooey in her cumslot.

by mr_tom September 7, 2007

cumshot put

When a man ejaculates onto another persons back usually after having intercourse doggy-style, and he then measures how far he shot his seed down the person's back.

Have you heard of this new olypic sport? It's called the cumshot put, and I saw the judges give this guy a ten after he made it all the way to his partners left ear lobe.

by kingtommy February 16, 2006