crabstick

1. The act of holding others back, with no intention of gaining from restraining their peers.
2. Intentionally ruining something for someone simply for the joy of watching them suffer.

The word originates from crabs in a pot cooking. When some of the crabs try to escape from being cooked, one crab would grab the others, preventing them from escaping. That crab is called the crabstick.

Oh man, Shorty is such a crabstick!!

Shorty sucks you in like a dirty little crabstick!

by shortshort April 1, 2009

Curbside Shopaholic

one who is excessively fond of browsing through and taking discarded items left for garbage pick up on the curbside to the point it becomes a habit.

A hoarder.

Knew she was a curbside shopaholic when I saw her car was packed with more boxes of unwanted trash items again.

by Panthera Atrox January 27, 2011

Macro Crabs

a single computer instruction that results in a series of instructions in machine language. for crabs.

man don't push alt+5, you'll get macro crabs

by sloppy2nd December 18, 2010

get yer crabs on!

An exuberant suggestion to party down and not think for a single moment about the pubic louse waiting to feast on your party-going blood.

Get down, have some brewskies and get yer crabs on!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 1, 2019

curbstoner

An unlicensed used car dealer of the sketchiest kind. Curbstoners typically buy undesirable cars (cars with a salvage title in particular) and will represent the car as their own. If the name on the title does not match the person selling the car, chances are you're being curbstoned.

I went to buy this awesome car I saw on Craigslist for super cheap and he told me he'd owned it for five years and done all kinds of maintenance on it. But when I looked at the title it didn't have his name on it and had been signed off a month ago! Fucking curbstoner!

by Obey The Hypnotoad August 30, 2013

caubs

Complete And Utter Bull Shit

When something is so preposterously bad that you have to point it out

"This day is caubs"
"It's caubs that I have to finish these lines alone Katie"

by corpse esproc January 16, 2014

spin curbs

To pick up a prostitute/hooker/whore
comes from the fact that prostitutes usually hang out on a street curb
also: spin curbs, spin some curbs, curb spinning

yo nigga, I just got payed, lets get high and spin curbs like back in the day.

by Patrick F April 30, 2007