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crunkgasim

a orgasm that is crunk.

rapper Lil Jon aka: 'the king of crunk' created the word crunkgasim when explaining to late night show host & comedian Chelsea Handler of Chelsea Lately what the word crunk means.

"crunk really means its like crank, when you crank something up & then its crunk, so thats where it really comes from. But it means like a lot of energy like right before you lose your mind thats crunk like ya know.. like if we go out tonight & party i might say chelsea we gonna get crunk tonight!"-Lil Jon

"alright gotcha..so crunk is like something you do right before a orgasm?"-chelsea handler

"...i never thought of it that way, yeah you could have a crunk orgasm...a crunkgasm"-Lil Jon
"im about to have a crunkgasim tonight" -Lil Jon
by yallknowmethecac June 28, 2010
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Tomahawk Crunkmissle

A sexual position involving newspaper, a diaphragm, and a large penis. First you get the women to wear a diaphragm to avoid pregnancy. Then you lay newspaper all over her vaginal area. Then the male starts masturbating rapidly, and ejaculates all over the newspaper covered area. Right when the man ejaculates, he should shove his erected penis through the newspaper, and into the women's vagina. Afterwards, you clean up, and can now remove the diaphragm.
While complicated, completing the Tomahawk Crunkmissle is very rewarding.
by MetallicaFan69 June 8, 2009
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Crunkmas

In a college town, it's the massive celebration that occurs on the Saturday before everyone leaves for break. It takes the place of other holiday parties because mostly everyone will be gone.
I'm mad - all I got for Crunkmas this year was a horrible hangover.
by Zombies Are Our Friends December 10, 2008
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CrunkMosh

Is what happens we people start moshing to BrokeNCYDE or I Set My Friends On Fire or another band that does Rap/Screamo.
KingMike goes to CrunkMosh at the party.
by KingMike March 10, 2009
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Crunkstank

The act of being so drunk, you actually begin to smell like fecal matter.
Brian got so drunk, he shit himself and it was like whoa, dat nigga is crunkstank
by skinvicious August 6, 2009
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Crunkmaleon

Crunkmaleon: the crunkest crunker in all of crunkerville.
Hey man did you see Matt last night? He was a total Crunkmaleon.

"Oh oh I'm a maleon, I'm a crunk crunk maleon I'm the crunkest crunk in crunkville"
by Nosenseatall June 20, 2016
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crunkmaster

-noun
kru^ngk mas-ter, kru^ngk mah-ster

1. a person with the ability or power to reach a point of inebriation beyond the point of recognition

2. one who facilitates a binge drinking session

3. Lil' Jon
Dude, did you see Peter Frampton at TGI Fridays last night? He was being such a crunkmaster, that he tried sticking his dick in the mashed potatoes.
by crunkmaster whodi general February 13, 2009
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