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CrunkMosh

Is what happens we people start moshing to BrokeNCYDE or I Set My Friends On Fire or another band that does Rap/Screamo.
KingMike goes to CrunkMosh at the party.
by KingMike March 10, 2009
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CrunkMonk3y

1. Used to describe someone who is crazy(girls) and funny all at the same time. He is not affraid to make a fool of himself.

2. At a party the a partyer is partying it up and becomes a CrunkMonk3y by being too drunk or crunk ( crazy drunk), and who is acting like a monkey (all over the place).

3. Life of the party.

4. Me
I am a "CrunkMonk3y".

That guys is acting like a "CrunkMonk3y".

That guy is eating a Banana, he must be a "CrunkMonk3y"
by CMRE. Dub December 26, 2011
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Crunkmas

Originating in Richmond, BC, it is a celebration held in January where adults get together after the busy Christmas Holiday season and drink & eat completely way too much. Often times there will be vomiting, noise complaints and ridiculous drunken shenanigans. Every year there is different theme.
I can't wait for Crunkmas again this year, it's gonna be off the hizzy!
by A to the D December 23, 2013
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crunkshowed

an extension from the word crunk , the term crunkshowed refers to so one one who is under the influence of extensive amounts of both alcohol and THC.

crunkshowed is used when simply saying someone is crunk, just won't cut.
john: hey did you see Julian?, he just did a keg stand!
Jane: oh really? cause the last time i saw him he was taking a bong rip!
john: man he must be so crunkshowed!!!

OR

Rory: hey look Julian is just sitting in the corner laughing.
Matt: look now, he is puking his guts out !

Santiago: calm down guy's, he's just crunkshowed.
by bushpounder September 2, 2010
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crunkishness

The act of getting super crunk, crunk beyond your wildest dreams.


(patented by Kevin, who gets crunkishness like it ain't no thang)
We are getting crunkishness up in here, bitches!

Dude, Kevin got crunkishness, I ain't ever seen anything like that before.
by Brian H November 6, 2004
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Crunklash

1.A injury to the cervical vertebrae do to crunk activity.
2. The shaking of dreads rapidly or crazily.

3. Nigga head-bangin.
1. Waka Flocka Flame may have crunklash in his video "Oletsdoit".
2. I shook my dreads so hard I think I got crunklash.
3. I'm bout to get crunklash in the club.
by C-Bo Cecilio March 8, 2010
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Designated Crunkmaster

1. A person appointed to be the shameless promoter of all things party-related; in charge of starting the dance party, maintaining the party atmosphere, being the first to remove an article of clothing and the first to announce that the party is, in fact, going down.

2. A member of a team who resides on the bench for most of the season, can be seen constantly waving a towel, leading "Defense!" cheers from the pine, and only breaking a sweat due to the intensity of their encouragement of the superstars. Usually a white guy; never sits down and never stops yelling; has no fear of harassing the referees or smack-talking the other players because he knows that he'll never go in the game.
Every party is just party until you get a designated crunkmaster; then it becomes a rager.

"John is the DJ, the keg-tapper, the bouncer and the cheerleader at this party!"

"That's because he's the designated crunkmaster!"

Look at #23 on the bench, wavin' his towel like he's the designated crunkmaster. White boy's never goin' in the game.

This party is dying...we need a designated crunkmaster.
by too school for cool January 24, 2012
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