Crayrons

An artistic instrument most commonly used by a friend who claims to have a girlfriend that none have met. Said friend most often procures a picture of the most likely fake girlfriend, which is in fact drawn by CRAYRONS. Crayrons are not your ordinary colored wax stick, when used they create 3-D life like images, complete with complexion, all necessary physical components, and facial expressions. Crayrons are excellent at fooling the average buddy into believing the picture is real, and you do in fact have a girlfriend, but a trained eye can tell when a picture is really a crayron drawring.

So beware! That picture may very well just be a crayron creation, and "Susan" could be a carbon crayron copy of some chick form a magazine.

"Dustin, does this 'Brittany' really exist? I haven't seen her yet."
"Yeah, heres a picture."
"Dude, this is totally a crayrons drawring! I knew she wasn't real!"

by usetheforze June 12, 2008

Cranbrook

K-12 school district. Known for being over priced. pARENTS PAY OVER 35,000 PER semester. The teens here are stuck up. The boys are all tools and most likely some kinda caption for a team. The girls are most likely to be found at the mall on the weekends or cruising the streets of bloomfield in their pink car from daddy. The foriegn kids are made fun of and disincluded. Most people that graduate from here end up at Harvard or Yale. half the kids are fucked up for life and end up broke and asking for money at age 60. That is if their daddy hasnt given them a inheritance.

Cranbrook boarding school.

by Jago87 February 20, 2011

craybob

An expleative used instead of "crap"

also refers to a crayfish or yabby

oh craybob my fucking gooch is broken

by mad_arse_pete July 16, 2008

craybob

Another name for freshwater crayfish, or yabbies.
Australian.
The younger ones can be used as bait, the larger ones can be eaten if you enjoy mud flavour.

"Hey Damo, fancy heading up to the dam and doing some craybobbing?"

by Myhatisnotthebiggestandthatsok April 16, 2015

craybonics

Language of crazy people.

"I don't understand that nut! She speaks in craybonics."

by notasquirrel March 27, 2014

claybrone

Last name for sexy black bitches who will fuck ya dick clean off. They will suck ya soul out and make ya breakfast. Don't ever leave this black nympho.

One of them Claybrone girls drained me last night with the super dome.

by Therealestogever July 13, 2017

Cranbrooked

When one is deliberately made or makes fun of or embarrassed or embarrasses one because of their religion, race, ideology, or school.

"Don't ever try to judge me dude, You don't know what the fuck i've been through , But I know something about you You went to Cranbrook, that's a private school."

"Yo Papa Doc just got Cranbrooked."

by Ryan_m-9 April 19, 2018