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Cranbrook b.c.

Otherwise known as dink town due to the large population of dinks.
Can you give me a ride to dink town? I need to go to walmart.

Have you ever heard of Cranbrook b.c.? Ya, I know where dink town is.
Cranbrook b.c. by Keith Stones June 18, 2011

Cranbrook BC

Hockey or trucks?? pick one. if you don’t you better learn how to skateboard and buy a breeze. drink of choice?? hey y’alls. it doesn’t matter if you’re a hick, a skid or a hockey kid. there’s nothing to do here except go for a drive with your friends around gold creek or go for a late night Don’s run. everyone claims they hate it here and want to move to the coast after they graduate but after a few years at the college they become stuck here, just like their parents. every hoe that lives here has a snapchat score of at least a million. there’s such an awful selection of people to date that you have to start looking for people that are at least 3 years apart in age from you. there’s at least 10 lg’s at every party. speaking of parties, people love having them at random lakes 20 mins out of town. this place isn’t special.
Cranbrook BC kids are skids.
Cranbrook BC by countryboyiloveyou666 September 13, 2018

CranbrookDeer

The most ghetto-ass deer you will ever find living in the neighborhood of Cranbrook. He defends his lover Kesha with all his strength and will beat the shit out of anyone who messes with her. Don't Fuck with the deer, or He'll Fuck you up. Real Talk Nigga.
Dog: "Damn she fine!"

CranbrookDeer: "The fuck you just say to me dog, I'll fuck you up. Don't Run Niqqa. PUMP PUMP KILL BITCH. 12 12 12 Nigga 12"
CranbrookDeer by PumpActionShotgun January 7, 2012

Crybrows 

This is when someone has a really bad mono-brow or a crazy set of eyebrows hence .., crybrows lol
Here mate u need to sort yersel out look at ure Crybrows .
Crybrows by Jb brox December 29, 2009
Noun.
A wild and unruly person. Highly disheveled and unorganized. Acts crazy and spontaneous.
Also having no concern for personal hygenie or shaving.
The kid Mike was a crabrock, for he often shouted loudly for no reason and had many strange habits.
Crabrock by Roy Fenton October 12, 2006

Cranbrook School 

A school for Guyz in Sydney Australia...

Everyonez so cool and relaxed and everyone getz along...

They're HEAPS GOOD at everything and scares the crap out of you when you have to play sport against them...

Did I mention there LEGENDS!!
Kambala Chick: Hey did you go to Cranbrook School:

Cranbrook Guy: Yeh?

Kambala Chick: Letz have SEX!!

Cranbrook Guy: Why not??
Cranbrook School by Zacquire April 1, 2009