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crawfish

to cheat, decieve, or otherwise do a person wrong
I'd take the deal, crawfish that ol devil, and drill him in the ass.
by Alex December 3, 2003
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[Crawfish]

The most amazing food you will ever eat especially boiled. Louisiana is the only legit place to get it.
me: Hey ya'll I'm having a Crawfish boil at my house tonight. Ya'll coming?
friends: Yea! we'll be there!
by Sniffers January 14, 2009
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Crawfish

A woman with an attractive body, but an unattractive face. Much like the crustacean, you want to bite off the head and eat the body.
Oh man, this girl has the greatest pair of tits, but her face looks like her neck threw up. Total crawfish!
by wlc123 March 1, 2011
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crawfishin

That dude was talking like he was Bout It Bout It, but when I got out the car, he immediately started crawfishin
by Naycrawfish December 29, 2021
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mountain-dew crawfish blast

The act of taking a crawfish and putting it in a 2 litter mountain-dew bottle shaking it up and letting the crawfish go into the sexual partners anus/vagina
My buthole hurts ever since i tried that mountain-dew crawfish blast.
by burrning asshole December 5, 2010
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Hotter than satan boiling crawfish on a warm Alabama day

When someone is extremely hot, normally your best friend....
"Hey did you see Marleys insta photo?" "Yea she's Hotter than satan boiling crawfish on a warm Alabama day"
by AllHailLiv August 1, 2019
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Wet Crayfish

When one hauks 4 loogies and pees on annother's face, then takes a dump in the other's mouth, then spins on his face 6 times, then the other pulls on the first's balls untill the first bleeds from his balls, then the other eats one of the first's balls and the first declares war on a third world country, then the other picks off all of the first's pubic hair with his teeth, then both dance and listen to J Geils Band's Centerfold.
Man, Todd gave me a wet crayfish last night and now I'm at war with Liberia. How much does that suck? Also I'm short one ball.
by drewseph January 29, 2005
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