coofed

1. Slang; the act of getting high from marijuana;
2. Acting funny or weird after getting high.

Paul and Tony came out the car coofed as hell.

by Jay Hanson November 20, 2007

COOF

COOF is a level higher then “oof”
COOF is also a gender neutral entity, COOF is neither male or female just COOF

Friend 1: Have you seen how ugly Colton’s new car is?
Friend 2: COOF

Doof Doof: Are you a boy or girl?
COOF: I am COOF!

by C00F February 27, 2021

coof

term used mainly in london as a replacement for the word cocaine.

person1. got any coof?

person2. yeah i got loads!

person1. safe gimme a half!

by pelastumous4 February 8, 2010

coof

To punch or hit someone dead-on very hard.

"Yo, I coofed him in the face."

by Uzo June 25, 2005

coof

An acronymn for constantly overweighted, overhated, free fucking motherfucker sucker piece of shit

Your are one coof

by Greystar142 October 31, 2011

coof sauce

1.) when someone is extremely wet from behind the three point line in basketball
2.) coofin all over da world

1.)yo dude john was fuckin coof sauce in our game today
2.)you already know that im coof sauce papi

by Kevvvy March 7, 2008

coof toob

A city bus, subway train, or any other mass-transit system, especially one full of coofers.

Since all the restaurants and bars got closed down, the only thing there is to do all day is ride the coof toob around town.

by NPC #2525 April 22, 2020