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Again. It isn't about controlling your behavior. It's about preventing you from using this to control my behavior and the outcome or nature of my existence with cooperative non-association, gaslighting, mass stalking, copyright theft, selective shunning. And you can't say you're not doing it because it's implict THE FACT that you're doing and that you have justified it internally and committed to it. You are using your behavior to control my ability to attain recourse and turn me into a human schrodinger's cat. And all in the name of wrong think about women. I don't need to be humble. That's you trying to control my behavior. I don't need to be sorry. That's you trying to control my behavior. And before you vomit your next round of "Well I don't have to *insert uno reverse*" remember I also don't have to let the next kid I get within arms reach of to live. You weren't there for the last 5 you won't be there for the next.
Hym "So, what you need to do is control your behavior in such a way that it doesn't get your kids killed. If you're not going to stop trying to control my behavior, you're either going to need to be forced by the state or I'm going to need to create reprocussions for you're actions here."
by Hym Iam April 15, 2024
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control-f years

The years of life spent trying to find oneself and figure out what he or she will do with their life. Typically someone's 20's. These youngsters often feel a bit lost about their place in the world but usually have a blast looking.
"I love my family and all that, but, damn, I miss my control-f years."
by hodags1966 January 23, 2018
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Control Denied

A kick-ass Technical Progressive Power Metal band from Florida,formed by Death's vocalist/guitarist,Chuck Schuldiner(R.I.P.) and many other talented musicians such as Steve DiGiorgio and Richard Christy.
"Man,that Control Denied album kicked my ass with their serious music."
by MetalNewbie November 15, 2004
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control bitch

Mrs.Brady: Who’s in charge of this?
Spencer: Damn bro, Mrs.Bradys such a Control Bitch!
by Liam came November 26, 2019
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control shift n

Control Shif N: Masturbation

Back story: In google chrome this is the short cut for incognito mode, a mode that doesn't track history. it can be used to hide porn in your browsing history.
person 1:wow Caleb has been gone a while
person 2: he might be control shift n ing
by sigma February 26, 2013
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control freak

Someone who feels justified in attempting to control aspects of another persons life or manipulate others into doing what the controlling person wants. This person will eventually lose friends, have many failed relationships, only hang around people they believe are controllable/inferior to them, and last but not least pressure everyone else around them to think how they think. Some will change their ways but most do not. The only way they change is if they face a major loss in their life such as a divorce, a breakup, or being fired from their job that finally makes them start to question themselves instead of only the people around them.
Me: "i dont think i can go to the park right now, i have to do a couple of things"

Control Freak: "what do you mean? you just said you were gonna go ? just come with us we'll have a great time. you like the park"

Me: "i understand that i like the park but i just cant go i have something to do around that time"

Control Freak: "dude you just said it, this is ridiculous. why cant you go we talked about it all week? youll have a good time, me and (some non-demanding person) will be there. this is why your such a failure at (insert anything here) and youve gotta grow a pair and (insert baiting insults here)

Me: "sorry man im going to do some chores"

Control Freak: "WHATEVER MAN! im not going to invite you to the party now and im going to take back my ipod, your so unreliable and (insert faux punishment here)

Me: "whatever take your materialistic bullshit and shove it up your tight asshole."
by society is fail October 22, 2012
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control freak

just that asshole who thinks he's on top the world when everyone else behind his back thinks and knows that he is a fricking asshat
Oh my god, I hate that fucker! He's such a control freak!
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