Cockwaffle

Sticking your dick in a Belgian Waffle iron and slamming it down as hard as possible

My girl was horny, but I had work to do so I used the old cockwaffle trick

by Normbot13 June 17, 2017

Cockwaffle

what happens when you end up getting too drunk to stick to the cock block you were planning for your friend to keep him from taking home the fat chick.

Or,

Sobering up at the end of the evening and realizing that the girl your buddy was hitting on isn't as hot as you thought so you don't try and cockblock him and take her home.

Depends on your motivation for cockblocking.

"Dude, why'd you cockwaffle last night? You knew I was too drunk to judge how ugly that chick was.

Sorry man, I ended up getting just as drunk and I cockwaffled cause she started getting better looking"

"I'm glad I started drinking water at the end of the night and totally cockwaffled on that chick that Bobby took home."

by Prof. PILF October 13, 2009

Cockwaffler

NORTHERN IRISH SLANG

A person who speaks about a person in a very good light dispite talking absolute waffle, metaphorically sucking their dick while trying to talk.

"Aye, Big Mikey is the greast fella ever so he is. He has done so much to help the people up here and he has done even greater things"
(This is all not true to the person who is about to use the term "Cockwaffler")
"Jesis meite, stop sucking his dick ye wee Cockwaffler"

by Maddalious September 15, 2025