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Christmaser

Someone who excessively, prematurely celebrates Christmas. A Christmaser jumps right from Halloween to Christmas. Completely ignoring Thanksgiving. A Christmaser watches Hallmark Christmas Movies in August, etc.
My neighbor dressed up as Buddy the Elf for Halloween, what a Christmaser.
If you have ever posted, "only 364 more days until Christmas" on Facebook, you might be a Christmaser .
by Tom Turkey November 2, 2018
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Christmasexual

A person who loves Christmas. Listens Christmas music even in summer. Can't wait for Christmas and has a countdown on.
Mariah Carey is it's Diva
Why is he listening to Christmas music in October?
Don't mind him he is Christmasexual
by Vscoboy304 November 6, 2019
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Christalerie

Christalerie is a word used to ship Chris and Valerie.
Christalerie
by peeepeepooopoo April 28, 2022
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christmasmrog

a very strange account with questionable posts. pretty cool. pretty funky. and pretty silly. kind of gay too
"hey, did you see that post by christmasmrog?"
"yeah. a little queer if you ask me.."
by sillyst4rz January 17, 2023
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Christcake

Christcake |krīstkāk|
noun.
an actual cake made to resemble, look like or be in the shape of Christ; the after effect of the action of Christcaking
verb.
the act of tickling, poking, beating, crushing, snake-biting or possibly biting someone in the area of Christ's crucifixion; form of innocuous torture; only a rite of passage, one can only be Christcaked by a one time Christcakee only.
"Guess what Judith! I made a Christcake today!"
"Really Anabell? I just Christcaked my brother today for the first time. He deserved it!"
"Oh Anabell!" (giggle)
by chritcakee2 March 26, 2009
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Christmadence

Accumagation accumagate meaning any christmas related coincidence.
You happen to know a monkey called bobo with a mild interest in piracy and receive a pirate book with a monkey called bobo in it for christmas.
by Andy le Brocq/Xander Flatt February 17, 2005
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Christmaxed out

the annual maxing out of all resources and credit in the attmept to buy happiness of self and others. happens around the end of every calendar year.

also refers to revulsion experienced after protracted submersion in Christmas products and excessive yuletide activity.
Ex 1:

"Hey girl, wana go Christmas shopping and out to dinner?"

"No, I can't, my credit cards and bank account are all Christmaxed out."

Ex 2:
Brooke couldn't wait to take down the tree and put the ornaments away. After weeks of shopping, decorating, baking, and visiting, she was broke, exhausted, and thoroughly Christmaxed out.
by alithegreat December 9, 2012
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