chrisanthi

chrisanthi is small but mighty. if she says she’ll fight you, she’s not kidding, and your best chance is to run. she might seem unassuming, but there’s a lot going on in her head, and it’s worth getting to know her. she also makes weird noises whenever you touch her and is very ticklish. she is 100% sassy and 100% loyal. any guy would be lucky to call chrisanthi his girl, and any girl would be lucky to call her a friend. she is simply fabulous.

girl 1: chrisanthi is flawless.
girl 2: she’s has two fendi purses and a silver lexus.
girl 3: i hear chrisanthi’s hair’s insured for $10,000.
girl 4: i hear chrisanthi does car commercials. in japan.
girl 5: chrisanthi’s favorite movie is varsity blues.
girl 6: one time, chrisanthi met john stamos on a plane.
girl 7: and he told her she was pretty.
girl 8: one time, chrisanthi punched me in the face. it was awesome.

by over.the.moon June 7, 2019

Chrismahannukwanzadan

A term invented by myself to cover all religious "holidays" (Christmas, Hannukah, Kwanzaa, and Ramadan) in one fell swoop (except for Winter Solstice, of course, and until I get turned into a frog by the Druids, then it's not on my list of things to do).

Happy Chrismahannukwanzadan, everyone! Enjoy your presents and/or fasting and/or reflection on your heritage and/or kosher feast!

by Ruk December 24, 2004

charismatic

able to influence other people easily (as opposed to bribing or brainwashing).

Jasper was really charismatic, able to influence peoples feelings.

by Una Bella Flor January 17, 2007

christmastable

Christmastable ( Christmas table) is the english translation to the Norwegian word Julebord. A julebord is a dinner held by companies for their employees around xmas time. Every working person in the country will be invited to at least one per year.

What is the date of your christmastable this year?

by HBOK December 1, 2013

Charismas

a charismatic Christmas

My Charismas was ratchet and wild--my persona was on-point!

by Doos Jarus December 25, 2020

chrismahanukwanzaakah

An amalgam of the three most famous winter holidays, first used in Virgin Mobile commercials during the 2004 holiday season. Used to express the coming together of people of all different religious beliefs, and in phrases as a modern but still PC alternative to the classic "Happy Holidays."

Happy Chrismahanukwanzaakah to you!

by Andy January 31, 2005

Charismatic Enigma

The Charismatic Enigma, AKA Jeff Hardy, one of the Greatest Wrestlers OF ALL TIME!!! His Carrier was ended prematurely by CM Punk on Smackdown in a Steel Cage Match. the match was set so the winner would walk away with the World Heavy Weight Championship, and the loser would resign their WWE contract. CM Punk won, to the dismay of hundreds of thousands of WWE fans everywhere.

Announcer: On the way to the ring, from Cameron, North Carolina, weighing in at 221 lbs. The Charismatic Enigma, JEEEEEEEFF HAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRDDDDDYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Me Me You ME September 26, 2009