Chavs

A brainless piece of crap that usually wears really bad clothes, and has a very low IQ! Cant speak proper English and shouts at old people for shits and giggles!

Chav: 'Yo Yo Yo Shelly that kids starting on yah! He just called you a minger'
Chav 2: 'Yo you wanna make something outta it, bling bling, Il knock your fucking head in, Brappp! Brappp! You betta not mess wif my gang they'l break yah neck'
Normal Kid: 'Shut up you stupid fat bitch'
Chav: Runs off crying to her boyriend who is stealing some babys nappies from Tesco, for this other girl he got pregnant 8 months ago. He has 3 kids already and hes only 14. He'l be appearing on Jeremy Kyle tomorrow. His mother is so proud of him.
Stupid chavs

by chavs are shit December 17, 2008

Chavs

a chav is a very stupid and anoying indiidual who refusess to socialize with any other human being unless they ware hats so up thier heads they could fall off,white donay socks pulled over their trousers and so much gell on thier head that it looks as if they hav used two pots of varnish on it to make it shine(witch makes them look even more stupid than they actuly are)

Chavs do not like anyone who is not like tham for example one day me and my mate where sityting under the ramp at the skate park when sudenly a chav came alone and asked us if we had a fag so we said no sorry dude but then out off the blue about 10 other chavs were surrounding us and then for no apparent reason what so ever one of them hit my mate so hard on the back that he fell to the floor and if thats not unsportmanly enough they started kicking him while he was down so just to sum it up a chav is someone with an encrdibly bad atatude problem and rubbish fashion sence.

by charlie December 9, 2003

Chavs

We all know what they are... Pikeys - Nuff said.

Hey c'mon weve all seen them

by Dot Cotton (75, Albert Sq.) November 14, 2004

Chavs

a chav is sum1 who stays out til midnite or l8r (even if there 7 or so). the yunger 1's are generally annoyin tits an tend to use the quote *cmon then a'l bang thi* an *eyup its your name with feeble changes made the nobedd!*

--> i see chav
chav: av erd tha's bin sayin stuff abart mi
me: av i eck
chav: eyup wen av sin thi
me: mmm cors
chav: what tha growin ur hair for y' nobhed
me: cos a want it long or8?
--> i walk off
me: (quietly) twat

by Alex December 8, 2004

Chavs

Chavs drink heavy gallons of crew? Naw. But they act likey do. Chavs walk the talk they bust and hussle ya crew? Naw. But they act like they do. Chavs kick it with the "hommies" eating mcdonalds, too? Yeah- Just like they act like they do.

Chavs my man, he be sittin' on the corner. Chavs he ran the older bolder comin' over. He talks and smokes, he thinks he's big man now. Chavs is he aint nothing but a tryhard now.

by Dogtree June 29, 2006

Chavs

Wannabe.... Fake!
Walk round looking like a WAG (wives & girlfriends)

mainly come from Liverpool...

Drink chapagne and have a drug dealer boyfriend!

choose a career in lapdancing,
boobjob is a must!....

Definition of CHAVS.

"Oh my god that Louis Vuitton hand bag must of cost a fortune!?".... "NO five pound from the market, do I look like Colleen now?"

"My Drug dealer boyfriend is paying for my boobjob so I can become a lapdancer"

I hate chavs!.

by Kelleigh11 July 15, 2007

Chavs

A word used by snobs of the middle to upper-class to look down their noses at people raised in different culture than they were. They like to pretend the term is demeaning only to said "chav's" behavior and define the word as being specific to anyone who fits certain stereotypes of lower-class people. This way they don't have to admit what the word really is, blatant classism.

Snob: "Let's go, I don't want to hang around all these stupid chavs."

Poor person: "Thanks for leaving, because we don't want a spoiled, arrogant arsehole here."

by Word_Bank June 29, 2008