by CarlosX January 1, 2006
Get the Carlos Santana mug.A man who thinks he's a comedian because he rehashes unfunny versions of jokes he stole from other comedians.
He seems to have delusions of grandeur, as his commercials and joke deliveries convey an attitude of "I'm bad because I said that! You wouldn't have the guts to laugh!" or "If you don't know who I am, you've been living under a fucking rock!"
He's a pathetic little miscreant who gives himself "scary" nicknames like "The Punisher" the way an eight-year-old without any friends would.
He's also half Honduran and half white, pretending to be Mexican when in reality he has no Mexican blood at all. Because of this being part of his thinly-veiled schtick, he overuses the phrases "wetback" and "beaner," trying to be offensive and funny.
The only way he is offensive is because his "comedy" is so painfully unfunny, yet he thinks he's the funniest, most offensive comedian out there.
He seems to have delusions of grandeur, as his commercials and joke deliveries convey an attitude of "I'm bad because I said that! You wouldn't have the guts to laugh!" or "If you don't know who I am, you've been living under a fucking rock!"
He's a pathetic little miscreant who gives himself "scary" nicknames like "The Punisher" the way an eight-year-old without any friends would.
He's also half Honduran and half white, pretending to be Mexican when in reality he has no Mexican blood at all. Because of this being part of his thinly-veiled schtick, he overuses the phrases "wetback" and "beaner," trying to be offensive and funny.
The only way he is offensive is because his "comedy" is so painfully unfunny, yet he thinks he's the funniest, most offensive comedian out there.
Bill, "Hey look! Mind of Mencia is on! Carlos is so funny because he says things that are supposed to really offend people!"
John, "Carlos Mencia is not edgy or bad. He's pathetic."
John, "Carlos Mencia is not edgy or bad. He's pathetic."
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by BartaMarta May 15, 2021
Get the does carlos have a fupa mug.The best guy you'll ever meet. He is kind hearted, dependable, sweet, caring etc. No matter who you are what you look like or what history you have with him he'll always care about you. All though because of his kindness he is taken advantage of and gets hurt. He is everything he is there when you are down to bring you back up. He is always smiling and will try his best to make you smile. He's just an amazing person to have in your life all his friends would agree.
by ZalliWolf101 October 13, 2017
Get the Carlos mug.A no talent hack of a comedian who's considered 'edgy' by only himself. His name isnt Carlos, and he isnt Mexican, but FULL fag. He does material that hasn't been funny in years, or is more funny done by the ORIGINAL comedian who he stole it from.
by jwka2001 March 30, 2009
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Get the Carlos Mencia mug.Carlos Mencia obviously added the last ten or so entries himself trying to glorify himself. The first twenty entries all knock that faggot. I seriously wouldn't be surprised one bit if this was true. I hate Carlos Mencia. He is a thief, and Joe Rogan should have knocked that filthy piece of shit the fuck out.
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