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calcium

i ate 100 thousand pounds of calcium and now i have bones as strong as...bone
by swalm June 25, 2006
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Calcaholic

A person who really likes math.

One who does not get laid.
Calcaholic pickup lines:

I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.

Since distance equals velocity times time, let's let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.

Wanna expand my polynomial?
by i like fritos December 21, 2010
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calculus

The one reason to allow Starbucks to take over the world.
"I have CALCULUS first hour?! Someone give me a fucking latte..."
by kissinclosets September 21, 2005
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Calculon

The greatest robot actor of all time. When Bender auditioned to be his son in the hit TV show All My Circuits he thought his audtion was so bad that it almost gave Calculon cancer.
"That was so bad I think you've actually given me cancer!"
by Lugs-o October 19, 2004
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Cadochaos

The act of dropping all items that one is holding in an attempt to save one item from falling.
Going down the stairs with all of the electronics led to cadochaos, and now my screen is broken.

In a moment of cadochaos, I pawned my wedding ring and car just to pay one bill.
by placeholderhandle April 11, 2015
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calculus

1.The branch of mathematics that is stereotypically recognized as being difficult and intimidating owing to the fact that it sounds like the word "calculator".
"Don't expect to pass calculus unless your mental math ability exceeds that of a TI-83"
by Tapier December 4, 2009
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calcution

(n.) - a very complex and beautimous calculation.
(v.) - to create a beautimous solution to a problem using a complex and beautimous calculation.
The Bowl Championship Series is based on a ridiculously confusing calcution.

Oh snap, I'm in a really bad predicament, I need to calcution way out of this mess.
by leon loopus January 19, 2006
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