No pun intended

Pun intended. (and now acknowledged)

Jack: "At least the farmer made it back to his roots. No pun intended."

Jill: "There's no chance that pun was unintentional."

Jack: "Yeah, I know. I just instantly feel like an annoying asshole."

Jill: "Good, you should."

by placeholderhandle June 17, 2015

Cadochaos

The act of dropping all items that one is holding in an attempt to save one item from falling.

Going down the stairs with all of the electronics led to cadochaos, and now my screen is broken.

In a moment of cadochaos, I pawned my wedding ring and car just to pay one bill.

by placeholderhandle April 11, 2015