Bromine

\BRO-meen\, noun. The essential binding element between the bro's in a bromance on a brolecular level. Few bros understand this however, as they rarely pass high school chemistry.

Under the right environment, such as in the presence of the catalyst 3OH3 (Oxygen Douchate), Bromine can form a durable chemical bond between two bromosexuals.

by Notls September 5, 2010

Bromosexual

A guy who is bromosexual is totally straight. In fact he will punch you in the face if you say that he's gay. He's so totally straight that he has sex with tons of chicks... sure his bro might be in the room with him, maybe videotaping it (with lots of close-ups of the penis)... or doing the same girl at the same time... with their penises touching...

So what if he's always slapping his broham's ass... and always hangs out in the showers at the gym... and yeah, maybe he was in a few circle jerks in middle school... and sure he puts his penis and/or testicles on his friends' faces every chance he gets when they're passed out drunk... and sure that frat initiation thing was a bit weird, but...

HE IS TOTALLY 100% NOT GAY.

Dude: You're so gay.
Bromosexual: Shut up! I will FUCK YOU IN THE ASS if you say I'm gay!!!
Other dude: Heh. Wait... what?

by Bitch-monkey January 7, 2008

bromine

Bromine (abbreviated as BR1), small organic molecule in the brocholamine family. It is a monoamine neurotransmitter that plays an important physiological role during a bromance.

His bromine count is off the charts.

by Dskar October 18, 2012

Bromeo

The guy who your girlfriend is jealous of because you spend more time with him than you do with her. He is one of your most loyal friends and will not hesitate to back you up in any situation.

Eric: "Bromeo I'm feelin some McDonalds you in!"

Bryan: "Yeah Dude"

by bpes January 29, 2009

Bromies

Best friends you can chill with. Comes from the word "Bro" and "homies"

Mom Im going to Adams to chill with the Bromies

by Kaner28 July 27, 2009

brominate

To hang out with your bro's for an extended length of time (i.e., marinade is to meat as brominate is to bro's).

What are your plans for Saturday, bro?
-I'm probably just gonna brominate at the pad with my bro's.

by ZaggTron January 18, 2009

Bromie

Bromie:

Bro + homie = bromie

A thing to call ur homies or bros

(shehsh)
Kirbs was here

Fish has entered the chat

Water: Yo bromie

Fish: Wassup bromie

by georgeynoot August 25, 2020