Definitions by bpes

Proud Soldier 

A proud soldier is when a man has a massive erection but is wearing pants. He will most likely flaunt it about, around any gorgeous women. Proud Soldiers are less efficient when wearing skinny jeans, and most efficient with gym shorts. If you have a small penis it won't work, but if you have a hard charger you will most likely have to beat women off with a stick.

"Dude do you see that girl over there?"

"Yeah man I just got a proud soldier!"

"Fuck dude! thats gross i can see it!"

Proud Soldier by bpes March 12, 2009

Fuhr Real 

When someone says something so unbelievably obvious your only response to them can be a sarcastic, "FUHR REAL!"

"Bryan: Dude if there is one thing I know it's that michelle is michelle."

"Eric: FUHR REAL!"

Fuhr Real by bpes February 2, 2009

Dudeliette 

Dudeliette is the girl in the bromance relationship. The Male is the Bromeo. Dudeliettes are known for listening to pop and wearing tight clothes.

"Yo Bromeo I was listening to some crazy pop last night, throwing up dual fists!"

"Dudeliette, you need to chill like a bear"

Dudeliette by bpes January 30, 2009

Bromeo 

The guy who your girlfriend is jealous of because you spend more time with him than you do with her. He is one of your most loyal friends and will not hesitate to back you up in any situation.

Eric: "Bromeo I'm feelin some McDonalds you in!"

Bryan: "Yeah Dude"

Bromeo by bpes January 29, 2009