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brochure training

The process by which training is provided en masse, in a brochure format. With key information missing for those who are on the frontline and responsible for servicing the customer.
Customer: Hi, could you assist me in generating a report from (insert any software here)? I have been trying for hours and can't get the reports to work.

Call Centre person: Sure, (reads from page 3 of the brochure), after brochure training. The same brochure the client has.

Customer: I did that but nothing happens.

Call Centre person: I am sorry, you will need to contact your IT guy to fix your computer.

Customer: @*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*!!!!!

Poor customer had an older version of Adobe Reader which was not compatible with the software.
by thisisnuts January 27, 2013
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Brochure

(Pun on “Bro Sure”) - The most efficient method of affirming to your bro that you can indeed pass the pamphlet amongst yourselves.
Can you pass me that pamphlet bro?”

“Brochure.”
by Lotion Vendetta August 24, 2019
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brochure girl

That one girl you hook up with whose name you do not know, and who may indeed have no name at all.
"I just went to Benson's and hit up brochure girl."
by Maximus B June 1, 2007
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brochure

brochure: When a bro tells fellow bro hes forsure
bro 1: "bro, your for sure."
bro 2: "brochure bra."
by brosaurusrex@brosiden.net August 10, 2010
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Brochure

A mix between a bro and a doucher = brochure

The kind of bros that you would find heavily drenched in axe body spray, talking at length about their collection of live Phish albums, and likely trying to date rape your sister.
I was driving past a sports bar last night and I almost ran over two brochures. They were carrying a girl who was completely passed out and they threw their natty ice at my car.
by Nick St. Clare March 7, 2011
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brochito

your best bud, your brochito. you both usually like tacos. another term for dude/bro. only for the rich and famous
friend one: wanna go grab some tacos or something

friend two: sure brochito
by swaggergal123 July 31, 2019
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Brochitis

The medical term for when a bro hangs out with his bros too much, loses his sanity, and doesn't know who he is anymore.
The bro only wanted a house party for one night, since they wouldn't leave he now has Brochitis.
by FryBanshee October 22, 2019
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