Bogsmacked

An expression of astonishment to be used by women who, while attending a busy event and nature calls, walk into a public toilet to find no queue ahead and a cubicle open.

Lady 1 "I was rocking at the concert last night and you won't believe what happened?"
Lady 2 "Tell me tell me."
Lady 1 "There was no queue in loo and I just walked straight into a cubicle. I was totally bogsmacked, that never happens!".
Lady 2 "No way!.

by leilawurm December 12, 2014

bustache

Coming on a girl's upper lip.

"I came a bustache on her face."

by Cro August 7, 2005

Bumstache

When one has so much hair on ones anus, it looks like a mustache

Look, Fred has a bumstache

by CharGeh May 25, 2010

Brostache

A mustache used to tickle ones scrotum. Usually one of the true "bros" scrotum. Or used in action, to tickles ones scrotum, thus becoming a true bro. Sometimes one mistakes this as extremely intrusive, but this is usually the start of a true bromance.

"Is the man with the brostache invited to this party?"

by Grisausage October 17, 2011

Bogstanded

when someone is so old and terrible and useless, they have no chance of accomplishing anything

Tim is such a bogstanded mank of a web designer

by Stocks is low July 18, 2007

Bobstacle

is a cross between bob and Testical, a name often given to one that has amazing super powers, and is mainly given to those special people who go by the wonderful name, Luciano!!!

"hey, Luciano... you're such a bobstacle"

by luigiano October 4, 2011

Boobstache

Chest hair on a man (and maybe some women).

I like men with some nice boobstache, it's so masculine and sexy!

Really? I prefer mine with a smooth chest.

by Laura-May July 11, 2012