Bogsmacked

An expression of astonishment to be used by women who, while attending a busy event and nature calls, walk into a public toilet to find no queue ahead and a cubicle open.

Lady 1 "I was rocking at the concert last night and you won't believe what happened?"
Lady 2 "Tell me tell me."
Lady 1 "There was no queue in loo and I just walked straight into a cubicle. I was totally bogsmacked, that never happens!".
Lady 2 "No way!.

Bogsmacked by leilawurm December 12, 2014

BookSmacked 

What happens to you when you read a book that is so good you want to tell everyone about it.

I just finished Drive by Kate Stewart and omg I’ve been BookSmacked !!

BookSmacked by BookAddict November 27, 2017

bigsmacked 

the act of realizing that the burger you just ordered from McDonald's or any fast food resturant looks absolutely nothing like it did in a commercial advertising the product.

Bob- Dude, my Big Mac looks digusting!

Joe- HAHA! You just got bigsmacked!

bigsmacked by TheRedWalrus October 25, 2010

Bogjacked 

Verb - Entering a toilet cubical to find that the previous occupant had abused the facilities in such a way that you gag and reassess your need to use said toilet

"You know you are gonna get bogjacked by someone who had a prawn vindaloo and loads of guiness last night!"

Bogjacked by Thebouy February 4, 2010

gogsmacked 

'smacked or assaulted by a north-Walean' derived from Gogledd being the Welsh for 'north'. People who come from North Wales are commonly referred to as 'Gogs' by southerners. The terms can also refer to being 'shocked, stunned or surprised'

"I was gogsmacked when Dafydd screamed abuse at my mate"

gogsmacked by Teslaguy July 6, 2022

bogsmalled 

To be suprised or caught off gaurd.

I was bogsmalled because my friend grew 12 inches in one month!

bogsmalled by anonymous March 15, 2024