blivvy

Ten pounds of crap in a five-pound bag.

This headache is killing me. I feel like I've been hit with a blivvy.

by bob April 14, 2005

blivey

Ten pounds of shit in a five-pound bag.

The salesman was so rude and obnoxious that I would have hit him with a blivey if I'd had one.

by Debbie123 April 12, 2007

shit blivious

not focused,cant reda between the lines

i didnt understand i was shit blivious to the facts.

by dj jake da snake October 30, 2008

e-blivious

Someone who consistently answers emails with short, unintelligible responses that are seemingly unrelated to anything being discussed.

Did he even read this email before responding? He's fucking e-blivious!

by blam-co December 17, 2010

blivitt

Ten lbs. of shit in a five-lb. bag. A disparaging term for someone who is basically full of shit.

Did you see that blivitt Howard Dean making the rounds on the Sunday talk shows this week?

by dandi December 19, 2003

blivet

Like the above definitions a blivet truely is 10 pounds of shit in a 5 pound bag, but is much more entertaining, and will bring more laughter when used in reference to a fat chick wearing clothes that are too small to hold all her rolliosis (abundance of fat rolls).

Damn check out that blivet in the pink tank top, she should be wearing a moomoo.

by keesdog May 3, 2009

blivot

Twenty pounds of shit in a ten pound bag. A situation or item that is foolishly perceived to be simple and easily manageable when if fact it is twice as complicated and unmanageable as first foolishly perceived.

When you tell your "Fun" friends to come over and hang out, and they tell their friends, and those friends tell their friends and so on, and you find yourself hosting a huge houseparty. You say to yourself retorically "Well isn't this a blivot?"

by dollar89 December 27, 2006