Beef Jerky

When you slip a hair drier in her pussy and turn it on full heat, then let it dry out and fuck it.

Sam: Hey, I heard you got with Linda last night
Mike: Yeah, I gave her some Beef Jerky
Sam: Man, next time invite me

by 064m4 February 26, 2020

Beef Jerky

The loose, rigid, salty labia of an aged female slut.

They had an all-you-can-eat Beef Jerky buffet at the womens retirement home.

by Michael April 22, 2005

Beef Jerky

When a girl thinks she has any talent what so ever at giving a guy a handjob and she rips the skin off your cock and your cock bleeds, the following morning you wake up with a scab instead of a clean dick

Man that fucking Rachael chick, took me into the closet last night and gave me a fucking Beef Jerky. Now my cock is out of comission for at least a week,I wanna snuff that hoe in the face!!!!!

by Brian Cros Himself May 8, 2007

Beef Jerky

When you still masturbate, despite heavy chaffing, using A1 sauce.

Where's John? He's busy making beef jerky.

by Rusty Shacleford June 16, 2010

A beef jerky

A beef jerky.

A beef jerky is the act of giving or receiving a handjob. Usual one would use saliva or some sort of lube for a handjob; a beef jerky requires uncooked ground beef.

Why do you ask? Say your camping, forgot to bring lube and both you and your partner have the pasties. Look no further then a pack or room temperature ground beef.

You can also use other ground meats.

If your partner vigorously jerks fast enough this will create enough heat to have a meal after sex.

Hey grab a handful of that ground beef and give me a beef jerky.

by Chokiecat February 5, 2018

Beef Jerky

Masturbation on the Oregon Trail.

Liesel: Johnny, hurry, mother is dying of dysentery!
Johnny: Just gettin' me some beef jerky.

by Johnny132435 February 18, 2011

beef jerky

When you receive a handjob that causes you to ejaculate, see {turkey jerky}

"I didn't get a BJ, but I got some nice beef jerky

by The Midget December 21, 2004