Person 1: wtf happened last night? I just woke up in my moms bed…
Person 2: you pulled an Edward Ballinger, u fucking retard.
Person 2: you pulled an Edward Ballinger, u fucking retard.
by OliverJarvis January 8, 2023
Get the Edward Ballinger mug.Colleen "Epstein" Ballinger (aka Miranda Rights) is a professional ukulele player and singer who was born in Ni'ihau, Hawaii, in November 21, 1986. She is known for her famous songs about trains and cats. According to her hit song "hi." she identifies as a rat with a narcissistic personality.
In 2014, she started performing concerts in her mother's basement at the age of 28. She regularly invited children (also referred to as Colleeny's Weenies) to her basement, where she gave children cheese balls from her pants and forced kids to do yoga. She had a section of her concerts called "Korn" where she addressed the issues of Kornography and called young children onstage to shame them for being Korn fans. Colleen has had multiple collaborations with artists like Michael Jackson and Elvis Presley.
Colleen Ballinger also had a background in acting. She was featured in various movies such as "Angry Birds 2: Electric Boogaloo", "Ralph DDoS's the Internet", and "Ukulele (2016)".
Later in 2023, she went on to make a Youtube Channel, which has amassed over 10 subscribers. Recently, she has been caught up in a controversy about grooming her 2 Persian cats, who have been speaking about possibly taking legal action.
Colleen has responded to this with her newest song "'Responding' to allegations dragging by out a ukulele song for 10 fucking minutes"
Other popular songs by Colleen include "I love Little Boys", "Lingerie Delivery", "Fat Mexicans", and "Are you a virgin?"
In 2014, she started performing concerts in her mother's basement at the age of 28. She regularly invited children (also referred to as Colleeny's Weenies) to her basement, where she gave children cheese balls from her pants and forced kids to do yoga. She had a section of her concerts called "Korn" where she addressed the issues of Kornography and called young children onstage to shame them for being Korn fans. Colleen has had multiple collaborations with artists like Michael Jackson and Elvis Presley.
Colleen Ballinger also had a background in acting. She was featured in various movies such as "Angry Birds 2: Electric Boogaloo", "Ralph DDoS's the Internet", and "Ukulele (2016)".
Later in 2023, she went on to make a Youtube Channel, which has amassed over 10 subscribers. Recently, she has been caught up in a controversy about grooming her 2 Persian cats, who have been speaking about possibly taking legal action.
Colleen has responded to this with her newest song "'Responding' to allegations dragging by out a ukulele song for 10 fucking minutes"
Other popular songs by Colleen include "I love Little Boys", "Lingerie Delivery", "Fat Mexicans", and "Are you a virgin?"
Person 1: Have you heard Colleen Bal-lingerie's hit song "Sunset at Epstein Island"
Person 2: No, I bet it sounds lovely though. Colleen Ball-Slinger is a great ukulele player.
Colleen Ballinger: g, g7, c, d7
Person 2: No, I bet it sounds lovely though. Colleen Ball-Slinger is a great ukulele player.
Colleen Ballinger: g, g7, c, d7
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Comedian & YouTube star related to Colleen and Christopher Ballinger. She wrote a book called 101 Things That Piss Me off and used to be Miranda Sings assistant.
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by Barry11 February 19, 2008
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Guy #1: "Man, your woman bakes a good cake"
Guy #2: "Yeah, would've been even better if we hadn't used up all the butter butter-balling last night!"
Guy #2: "Yeah, would've been even better if we hadn't used up all the butter butter-balling last night!"
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