battoon

An instrument That piper made up and is totally real and is trade marked by me

They asked what instrument I played and I said I played the battoon.

by Noneofurconcern June 19, 2019

meat bassoon

Old-musician slang for a dick.
Usually referenced as such when referring to oral sex.

"the first time I saw her,
she was playin' a tune,
in the orchestra pit,
on a MEAT bassoon."

copyright Doug Clark & hot nuts

by dave_CO February 6, 2007

bassoon

A bassoon is a musical instument that some say looks like a bong. Traditionally, it's made of wood, but they can be made of this crappy plastic stuff. (plastic bassoons don't sound near as nice as the wooden ones.)

Bassoons produce a dark rich tone in the hands of an experienced player. However, anyone else sounds like they're killing a large beast.

Bassoons require a double reed.

He started playing bassoon last October and sounded terrible, but now he's great!

by Janetjet March 20, 2005

bastodon

someone who is extremely acting like a "bastard" (as big as a mastodon). as the word implies.

"you are the biggest most ugliest bastodon to have put gravy on my underpants.."

"some guy just sucker punched a nerd walking in the streets.. what a bastodon.."

by allanoguis April 26, 2010

baston

Boston. Follows the new England Trend of adding "a" were "o" is commonly said. Why, because we ah that Fackin' cool.

Tim: The Yankees suck nuts.
Ryan: And Why the Fack is that?
Tim: Cause they'ah from New Yahk and nat Baston, cause New Yoahahs ah a bunch of fairys who drink stahbucks and live in "the city".

by Padraig August 11, 2005

bassoon

due to the nature of the instrument, bassoonists are quite good with their tongues.

Wow, you kiss like you play bassoon.

by satilo May 13, 2005

Rusty Bassoon

While a woman is performing fellatio on a man she makes honking noises and gives him a raspberry at the same time. Both hands should be massaging any and all parts of the man.

If the man farts while the rusty bassoon is being performed, it makes it that much better.

After a symphony concert...

Man: Hey, you played great tonight! Put your good bassoon away, and come back to my place. I uh have a bassoon I want you to blow on. It's a rusty bassoon though...

Woman: Oh OK? So it needs to be cleaned?

Man: Why yes, it does.

Woman: Sounds great!

by rusty bassoon August 30, 2009